Best Television Show That Doesn't Exist

[Frostbite]

Worker and Parasite from The Simpsons.

[Tundra]

Starquest from Lano and Woodley. (Look at me, look at me, I want everyone to look at me... ON STARQUEST!)

"Captain Cabinet" from The Mighty Boosh.

(paraphrased)

Howard: Did Mrs Gideon call for me today?
Vince: *snort* Why would she call for you? ... I mean she might do.
Howard: Yeah, why would she call for me anyway.
Vince: There's plenty of reasons why she wouldn't have called for you. She might be... trapped in a cabinet.
Howard: She's an intelligent woman Vince, she doesn't get trapped in cabinets!
Vince: Hey, people get trapped in cabinets all the time! Doctors, dentists... haven't you seen Captain Cabinet?
Howard: Of course I have!
Both, singing a themesong:
Captain Cabinet's trapped in cabinets
Can he get out, will he get out
Course he will!

Howard: She's not trapped in a cabinet, she's over there!

[Sahan]

That's Numberwang! From That Mitchell and Webb Look.
A second clip.

[Cirtur]

New Series of Mitchell and Webb look is on tonight. I am the excited one.

[Rainbow]

Married With Jellyfish

[smiley_cow]

Rex Reilly from the show Twitch City is also definitely up there too, I think.

[Apocalyptus]

"Race to the Rape" from Burnt Face Man