Movies That Will Probably Never Be Made

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:55 am

I don't need credit, but I wouldn't mind some royalties.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:55 am

I don't know why, but I'm laughing at Ed's post more than when I posted it myself.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:10 am

I got bored half way through.*

*thats what she said.

FengharTheNord · Post by **FengharTheNord** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:28 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:Plot: Man does and sells heroin
Title: Heroin
Not funny, someone actually might try to make this movie.
They have. It is called Requiem for a Dream. Or, to a lesser extent, Trainspotting.

Loved Requiem for a Dream. Haven't seen trainspotting though.

Plot: Mythical beast and Modern Military clash in an epic battle
Title: Giant Cobra vs. Apache Helicopter

Plot: Morgan Freeman is in it
Title: Pretty much every movie ever.

Plot: Two cowboys go on an adventure
Title: Brokeback Mountain

Plot: Man breaks a lot of necks, possibly relating to protection of eskimoes or native americans.
Title: That movie with Steven Segal in it.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:50 am

FengharTheNord wrote:Plot: Man breaks a lot of necks, possibly relating to protection of eskimoes or native americans.
Title: That movie with Steven Segal in it.

Pretty sure Family Guy did this. But you probably already knew that.

FengharTheNord · Post by **FengharTheNord** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:22 am

mountainmage wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:Plot: Man breaks a lot of necks, possibly relating to protection of eskimoes or native americans.
Title: That movie with Steven Segal in it.
Pretty sure Family Guy did this. But you probably already knew that.

Nope, I was actually drawing my stevan segal humor from MadTV and some movie or something. Possibly from that one show Grounded for Life.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:36 pm

Ok, because there's a cut-away in Family Guy where he talks about them "stealing our land" or something, and then he fights a bunch of seals and snaps their necks.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:57 pm

Steven Segal's all doughy now. He just shoots people 'cause he can't run no more.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:15 pm

FengharTheNord wrote: Plot: Mythical beast and Modern Military clash in an epic battle
Title: Giant Cobra vs. Apache Helicopter

You're beautiful.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:47 pm

That would be a good spin.

Plot: A helicopter and a sea monster have raunchy, horrifying sex.
Title: Vertical Takeoff

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:00 pm

Plot: Two men engage in homosexual intercourse.
Title: Buttsex: The Sequel

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:01 pm

Plot: Two people have sex, although it is never clear what gender either of them are.
Title: Ahmet and his clone

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:33 pm

Plot: Ordinary guy is asked by a friend who goes waaaay back to become their newborn's godfather. Guy decides to start an organized crime syndicate and kill heaps of people.
Title: The Godfather.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:50 am

silly sahan, this is about movies that will probably never be made, not a summary of movies that were made

Plot: Nerds become the new jocks, and get all the girls, and jocks are left to rot.
Title: Opposite Day, pt.1

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:36 pm

Phoenix wrote:Plot: Nerds become the new jocks, and get all the girls, and jocks are left to rot.
Title: Opposite Day, pt.1

Clearly, you haven't seen Revenge of the Nerds.

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