Movies That Will Probably Never Be Made

FengharTheNord · Post by **FengharTheNord** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:13 am

Plot: A man gets lost in the desert eventually succumbing to dehydration
Title: Don't Spit

Plot: A heterosexual male ventures into a gay bar
Title: When in Rome

Plot: Man goes through daily life in which nothing ironic happens
Title: Irony

Plot: People are being killed at this lake
Title: Lake Killington

Show 'em if you got 'em.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:31 am

Plot: Someone releases snakes on a plane.
Title: Pride and Prejudice.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:25 am

FengharTheNord wrote:Plot: People are being killed at this lake
Title: Lake Killington

"Oh, Rick, I'd love a vacation! Only... Are you sure you want to go to Lake Killington?"
"Hahah, it's just a name, my dear! Nothing bad ever happened at Lake Killington!"
"What about all of those teens who were brutally raped and murdered last summer?"
"Don't... EVER... Mention those again."

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:05 am

Plot: Woman stays in the kitchen where she is supposed to be.
Title: Cereal Mom

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:56 am

Plot: There is a dog and he is a secret agent and he does secret agent things.
Title: DogRape

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:13 pm

Cirtur wrote:Plot: There is a dog and he is a secret agent and he does secret agent things.
Title: DogRape

I believe it reflects quite badly on me that I found this the funniest one.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:33 pm

Plot: Guy saves world from dude seeking an item of infinitepower.
Title: The Legend of Zelda.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:48 pm

AHMETxRock wrote:Plot: Guy saves world from dude seeking an item of infinitepower.
Title: The Legend of Zelda.

Yeah, but you know they'd ruin it somehow.

Avalant · Post by **Avalant** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:07 am

Plot: A young man heads down a path of self-discovery after entering the gay porn industry for financial reasons.
Title: Weekend At Edminster's

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:26 am

Plot: Man does, sells cocaine.
Title: Cocaine

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:11 am

Plot: Woman's home town is trapped in a space-time rift, must save it before entire universe is consumed.
Title: Debbie Does Dallas.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:18 am

Plot: A man has a dream that drives equality forward.
Title: Chuck's Wet Dream.

FengharTheNord · Post by **FengharTheNord** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:04 am

I'm lolling at all of these. Great stuff guys.

Plot: Two men get into a staring contest
Title: Red Eye

Plot: A dyslexic boy has trouble reading detective/suspense novels
Title: Red Rum

Plot: Jesse James is assassinated by Robert Ford, a man known for his meekness.
Title: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Plot: Man does and sells heroin
Title: Heroin

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:02 pm

FengharTheNord wrote:Plot: Man does and sells heroin
Title: Heroin

Not funny, someone actually might try to make this movie.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:54 pm

LordRetard wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:Plot: Man does and sells heroin
Title: Heroin
Not funny, someone actually might try to make this movie.

They have. It is called Requiem for a Dream. Or, to a lesser extent, Trainspotting.

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