Here I am with a question for you all

[Pseudoagony]

So, I'm posting after... forever. I desperately need your help.

I'm going to Otakon on Saturday (anime convention in Baltimore, MD), and I really want to cosplay. This is sort of a last-minute decision, but I have some money so I think I can put something decent together. My question is: Who shall I cosplay as? I can't for the life of me think of female characters that I could go as; the only two that come to mind are Orihime from Bleach (because I have orange hair and big tits) and Lulu from FFX. Lulu's costume is out for sure; no way I could make that and buying it is astronomically expensive. And I don't like/watch Bleach, so...

Pictures of me for reference.




Ignore my ex in the picture.

[Edminster]

Go as a Sister of Battle. Sure, it's not Anime, but it's awesome.

For those of you playing at home, this is now the second time I have mentioned that a female member of the Forum should dress up as a Sister of Battle.

[Cirtur]

As I'm sure you're aware there are many naked characters in anime; in fact there are more naked characters than there are people in Japan.

More advantages?

1) Cheap
2) Attractive
3) Original (It can be so embarrassing to see another person in the same costume, especially if it's better than yours)
4) Perhaps you might meet someone there, or just spice up your current relationship. Either way nudity will help.

And with no disadvantages immediately coming to mind, I urge you to forgo clothing and venture to Otakon sans coverings.

[Rainbow]

That's what he told those toddlers, but they are doing just great! Cirtur and the toddlers' relationship has just gone uphill since then!

[Cirtur]

Those toddlers are doing great and thanks to Stockholm syndrome I don't even have to tie them up anymore.

[Kimra]

Ranma as a girl.
or
Asuka from Evangelion.

And I've now seen too many naked anime girls for this hour of the day so I will not search anymore.

[LordRetard]

And so have I, now. (sort of NSFW, but regardless definitely unpleasant)

Uhh maybe Mikuru Asahina?

[Cirtur]

That's not nice. Well now I know.

Further searching brought me this.

[LordRetard]

Well, I can't possibly remember to not click your links, but at least I have NoScript!

[Edminster]

Thank you. LR. Once again, clicking links on this Forum has made my life less complete. I feel like I need to do something monumental to regain all the progress that picture made me lose.

[LordRetard]

It can't possibly be worse than actually being me. At this point I'm trying to set a record by accumulating negative progress and setting the world back a notch.

[Kimra]

Does this go along with my theory "I'm never going to loose weight so instead I'm going to make the rest of the world fat"?
(yeah go on, find how that links into anything, I dare you)

[Pseudoagony]

This is helpful.

[Kimra]

Welcome to SMBC Forum?

[Edminster]

Honestly, I'm surprised that it took four posts to go off topic. I figured we could hold out for at least five.