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LordRetard wrote:Thanksgiving already happened guys!!
This post is now true. Hope you all had a good one.
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mountainmage wrote:
LordRetard wrote:Thanksgiving already happened guys!!
This post is now true. Hope you all had a good one.
I heard something on the radio this morning, some wacky celeb talking about how she celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving. "It's almost like real Thanksgiving, guys!" or something like that. Totally ridiculous.

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Is there any difference other than the date? I don't feel like looking it up.
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We don't have a Thanksgiving, though we probably should given our history. But hey, at least we're saying sorry on one day of the year now.
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Thanksgiving was a political holiday to unite the country during the "brother against brother" mindset of the Civil War. That is why you don't have it.
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mountainmage wrote:Is there any difference other than the date? I don't feel like looking it up.
Ours isn't associated with any specific event, but I think yours is. Also, ours is not as popular. That's about it.

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mountainmage wrote:
LordRetard wrote:Thanksgiving already happened guys!!
This post is now true. Hope you all had a good one.
I had a very nice American's Thanksgiving, thank you.
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mountainmage wrote:Is there any difference other than the date? I don't feel like looking it up.
Ours isn't associated with any specific event, but I think yours is. Also, ours is not as popular. That's about it.
Actually Canadian Thanksgiving originated mostly in Canadia. There were aboriginal tribes that celebrated the harvest every year. Frobisher celebrated what's considered Canadia's first thanksgiving in Newfoundland in 1578 when he made it back alive from his search for the North West Passage (Something his predecessors didn't quite manage). The French in Quebec began celebrating a feast of thanks too every year since they arrived (1608) because Samuel the Champlain was happy to have made it alive and they would share this feast with the aboriginals.* Then when the loyalists** came up during the War of Independence they brought their thanksgiving traditions with them and what we celebrate today is a mix of all of these.

*actually the French got along very well with the Huron historically. They were close allies and both mortal enemies of the Iroquois. Of course it helped that the aboriginals of the area easily outnumbered the small French settlement that were there at the time

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Geez, way to tell me I'm wrong about EVERYTHING.

God, it's not my fault I didn't pay attention in class.

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Yeah, it was that hot teacher's fault for being so damn attractive. God damn, I know that lazy eye isn't looking at me, but I couldn't stop from creaming my pants every single time.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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LordRetard wrote:Geez, way to tell me I'm wrong about EVERYTHING.

God, it's not my fault I didn't pay attention in class.
Sorry, it's not on purpose. I just have a very hard time resisting talking about Canadian history. It's an odd obsession, but at least it's mine.
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smiley_cow wrote:It's an odd obsession, but at least it's mine.
I DON'T SEE YOUR NAME ON IT!*


*Sorry, it had been too long since I've use this line. Needed to get it out of my system.
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It's my body. You aren't allowed to just have sex with it whenever you want...
mountainmage wrote:I DON'T SEE YOUR NAME ON IT!*
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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AHMETxRock wrote:Yeah, it was that hot teacher's fault for being so damn attractive. God damn, I know that lazy eye isn't looking at me, but I couldn't stop from creaming my pants every single time.
NOTE: The "she was asking for it" defense almost never holds up in court.

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But isn't that like all you need for it not to be rape?

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I guess if she actually asks for it, yes. Thinking they're asking for it doesn't count, for some silly reason.
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