The Ting Tings Rule

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:27 am

Don't I have the right to masturbate with their clothes?

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:46 am

No, now we are dealing with property. Unless you buy them off of ebay or something?
Like that one youtube comedian girl that sells clothing she wears on auctions. If I win and tell her I'm wearing her shirt to masturbate to her, should she be mad?

No. She would ask me if I my taste in women is as good as my penis is long and that my outer appearance is attractive. I would tell her that they are better, and she would be my hoe.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:03 am

Cirtur wrote:Sorry, Kimra. Looks like you don't travel enough for a stalkee to be viable.

I am sad. So very sad. Let me express my sadness via dance.

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:19 am

Interpretive dance - is there any situation in which it is not appropriate?*

*no

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:23 am

You answered your own question. What more can I add?

The answer is 'yes' by the way. The only time it's not appropriate is when there's an interpretive dance competition.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:33 am

I insisted I was in the competition, but they told me I couldn't interpretive dance my paperwork.
IT IS ART!

Euclidthegreek · Post by **Euclidthegreek** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:00 am

AHMETxRock wrote:No. She would ask me if I my taste in women is as good as my penis is long and that my outer appearance is attractive. I would tell her that they are better, and she would be my hoe.

How can a woman be put to use as a tool for tilling? How is a woman raw fish? Did you mean your ho?

Post by **Edminster** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:07 am

Well, Ahmet is quite the rake...

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:08 am

Oh shit, I think Ahmet spelt "ho" wrong.

Fuck!

I'm tempted to go in and fix it and forget everything but I don't want him to go all CCT on my ass.

Oldrac the Chitinous · Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:09 am

You just pointed out an error in one of Ahmet's posts. Had you just not been reading them until now?

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:26 pm

Who's Ahmet?

Post by **Edminster** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:35 pm

Imagine you, except Muslim.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:47 pm

That sounds truly awful.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:30 pm

Edminster wrote:Imagine [Cirtur], except Muslim.

After the first two words I stopped reading, overwhelmed by the horror as I was.

Editing of quote done for context's purpose. True meaning remains.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:26 pm

Kimra wrote:
Edminster wrote:Imagine [Cirtur], except Muslim.
After the first two words I stopped reading, overwhelmed by the many orgasms I experienced from imagining him.

Fix'd.

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