Fuck you Roger Ebert!! Fuck. You.

[Apocalyptus]

That's not a secret manly way.

[Frostbite]

Or is it so secret and manly that it blows your female mind?

[Apocalyptus]

I said it's NOT secret and manly.
Plus I have a very androgynous psyche I'll have you know.

[AHMETxRock]

I'm a whore for the androgynous psyche. Because that means the women don't constantly bitch.Are you sure about the androgynous psyche?

[Apocalyptus]

Are you sure about the androgynous psyche?

I do leave the toilet seat in a half up, half down state.
So I'm pretty sure.

[Cirtur]

She's a category F.

[Edminster]

AUGH FUCK THOSE CATEGORY F PEOPLE

everyone knows that T is the best

[Cirtur]

T fo 'shiz.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

My favorite category is Category 5.

I have no idea what all you people are talking about.

[Edminster]

I have no idea what all you people are talking about.

look at dis fuckin' scrub, don't be readin' the Archaic Notebook of Professor Roger Flysby and shit

goddamn

i bet he shirt look like a dishrag

[FengharTheNord]

I have no idea what all you people are talking about.

look at dis fuckin' scrub, don't be readin' the Archaic Notebook of Professor Roger Flysby and shit

goddamn

i bet he shirt look like a dishrag

and his hair be nappy, i bet it do

[AHMETxRock]

Dude, that was terribly offensive.

[Edminster]

agreed

seriously fenghar you need to be more sensitive to the plight of hairless crustaceans

not everyone is from the family of Synaxidae and we already know he's not a Kiwa hirsuta

so step off

goddamn

[AHMETxRock]

It's hard to get my hair to do the flippy thing I want it to do when I'm underwater.

[smiley_cow]

I have no idea what all you people are talking about.

I'm pretty sure they've all been possessed and have begun talking in tongues.