Okay, Gobblefaces
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:37 am
It is time to shine!
Try your hand at singing an awesome song to Lady Gaga's 'Pokerface' but with better lyrics, and send it to Olax at gobbleface@olax.nl and he will create the best thing ever.
I believe he mentioned that you can take video of yourselves lipsynching, too, and he will make the best video ever.
In case you've forgotten, here are the new and improved lyrics:
I wanna hold em like they do in nasty porn
Grab em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
(I love it)
Love game cock gobbling play the slut with hos to start
And after he's been hooked I'll touch the cock that's on his heart
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll grab his cock, gobblin' what he's got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll grab his cock, gobblin' what he's got
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gobbling is fun when you're with me
(I love it)
Cock gobbling is not the same without a cock
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, rock
[Smells like teen spirit]
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
But I'll gobble on your knobble
Bring your brother, to the brothel
baby I will double gobble
Like a whore in a motel room, take your seed
and then I just get out – I promise this, promise this
Swallow this 'cause I'm ravenous
[chorus]
Make me proud.
Try your hand at singing an awesome song to Lady Gaga's 'Pokerface' but with better lyrics, and send it to Olax at gobbleface@olax.nl and he will create the best thing ever.
I believe he mentioned that you can take video of yourselves lipsynching, too, and he will make the best video ever.
In case you've forgotten, here are the new and improved lyrics:
I wanna hold em like they do in nasty porn
Grab em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
(I love it)
Love game cock gobbling play the slut with hos to start
And after he's been hooked I'll touch the cock that's on his heart
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll grab his cock, gobblin' what he's got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll grab his cock, gobblin' what he's got
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gobbling is fun when you're with me
(I love it)
Cock gobbling is not the same without a cock
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, rock
[Smells like teen spirit]
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
But I'll gobble on your knobble
Bring your brother, to the brothel
baby I will double gobble
Like a whore in a motel room, take your seed
and then I just get out – I promise this, promise this
Swallow this 'cause I'm ravenous
[chorus]
Make me proud.