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Oh god, this is even worse than a nightmare!

In order to keep Kimra around, we have to vote Ahmet. Not even Lovecraft could come up with a situation that insanity-inducing.

ONE HOUR WARNING!

I guess I'm voting Kimra, eh?

Edminster wrote:Oh god, this is even worse than a nightmare!

In order to keep Kimra around, we have to vote Ahmet. Not even Lovecraft could come up with a situation that insanity-inducing.

ONE HOUR WARNING!

Hmm I hadn't noticed that. I guess, since I'm still lingering that I'm predisposed to be voted against.
Actually everyone should vote against me anyway... because I should never have gotten this far as a random new person, and I really really don't want to see how much less funny I'm going to get with the next round if I go on.

Kimra wrote: Actually everyone should vote against me anyway... because I should never have gotten this far as a random new person, and I really really don't want to see how much less funny I'm going to get with the next round if I go on.

No! You are one of my favourites to win, and you are not allowed to lose now!

Also I've only been here since February*, which is only five months, so you've been here for over a fifth of the time I have. You might as well be family by this point.

*This may or may not be true, I didn't bother double checking. I do know for sure though that my first post a few months after I joined though.

smiley_cow wrote:No! You are one of my favourites to win, and you are not allowed to lose now!

Also I've only been here since February*, which is only five months, so you've been here for over a fifth of the time I have. You might as well be family by this point.

*This may or may not be true, I didn't bother double checking. I do know for sure though that my first post a few months after I joined though.

Yay I'm family! This is particularly awesome since most of mine think I'm an overeducated snob now. Little do they know... little do they know.

p.s. this is perhaps the nicest thing anyone has said to me this month. It makes me happy enough to link you to this picture of my cow Jimmy.



EDIT: I also wrote you a poem. Marvel at the pure skill of it.
Smiley smiley smiley cow,
You don’t know how, how
You turn my world around
Right round,
Like a record,
Right round.

Kimra wrote:p.s. this is perhaps the nicest thing anyone has said to me this month. It makes me happy enough to link you to this picture of my cow Jimmy.



EDIT: I also wrote you a poem. Marvel at the pure skill of it.
Smiley smiley smiley cow,
You don’t know how, how
You turn my world around
Right round,
Like a record,
Right round.

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GASP! KIMRA IS STEALING COW AWAY FROM ME!

Heffer come back to me. In my heart you're more than beef. We'll hit up Burger King.
COME BACK!

Ugh, I got so sick from Burger King...

I got stomach aches from the university cafeteria like all the time. Hopefully I'll find an alternative next semester.

Sorry Ahmet but poetry and cow pic > Burger King. I belong to Kimra now.

Don't worry Ahmet. She'll get bored. I have no sugar around so I have no inspiration to create blackmail with today.

She is quite mad, you know.

AHMETxRock wrote:She is quite mad, you know.

I'll tell you a secret: Everyone worth talking to is mad.