Hey NEW Guys

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Asherian wrote:I love how this sticky thread as so well captured everything a new person might need to know about the forum.
Reading this thread first could have saved me a lot of time. I didn't, so it didn't.
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Well your still less then 10 post in, so its not to late!

Okay, its not to late assuming you didn't follow a link from Cirtur, if you did then the FBI will be there shortly to have a little 'chat' with you.
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Ash, he lives in the netherlands. That shit's cool there.

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Technically he lives under The Netherlands
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And the Netherlands in turn live under the sea.

THIS IS TRUE

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So what if the city planners had aspirations of turning the country into Atlantis? IS IT WRONG TO DREAM?
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Sahan, I am calling up Amsterdam and telling them about your plan.

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I think you'll find you are already too late.

Okay maybe not, but do you seriously want to make an international call about this? They're really expensive.
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

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Sahan wrote:So what if the city planners had aspirations of turning the country into Atlantis? IS IT WRONG TO DREAM?
It could be worse, they could've made their under-sea-level civilization in the middle of a major storm alley.

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Just makes the dream easier to achieve, really. It's much easier the politicians when it's already halfway under.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?

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Cirtur wrote:And the Netherlands in turn live under the sea.

THIS IS TRUE
Technically, The Netherlands don't live. They're lands. Not living things.

Drowning Amsterdam would be an improvement, by the way.
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But then where would we set sequels to college movies?

THIS SUMMER

MOONER AND THE GANG GO ON A GAP YEAR AFTER THEIR FIRST YEAR AT BONER COLLEGE

WHERE

AMSTERDAM

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Cirtur wrote:MOONER AND THE GANG GO ON A GAP YEAR AFTER THEIR FIRST YEAR AT BONER COLLEGE
This is why no one likes Amsterdam.

Except those who do, of whom we do not speak.
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But where will I go to paaaaaartay?

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MOOOOOOOOOOONER

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