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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Olax » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:55 am

Asherian wrote:I love how this sticky thread as so well captured everything a new person might need to know about the forum.


Reading this thread first could have saved me a lot of time. I didn't, so it didn't.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Asherian » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:56 am

Well your still less then 10 post in, so its not to late!

Okay, its not to late assuming you didn't follow a link from Cirtur, if you did then the FBI will be there shortly to have a little 'chat' with you.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Cirtur » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:08 am

Ash, he lives in the netherlands. That shit's cool there.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Sahan » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:14 am

Technically he lives under The Netherlands
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Cirtur » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:24 am

And the Netherlands in turn live under the sea.

THIS IS TRUE
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Sahan » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:37 am

So what if the city planners had aspirations of turning the country into Atlantis? IS IT WRONG TO DREAM?
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Cirtur » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:40 am

Sahan, I am calling up Amsterdam and telling them about your plan.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Sahan » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:40 pm

I think you'll find you are already too late.

Okay maybe not, but do you seriously want to make an international call about this? They're really expensive.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:03 pm

Sahan wrote:So what if the city planners had aspirations of turning the country into Atlantis? IS IT WRONG TO DREAM?


It could be worse, they could've made their under-sea-level civilization in the middle of a major storm alley.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Sahan » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:03 pm

Just makes the dream easier to achieve, really. It's much easier the politicians when it's already halfway under.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Olax » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:55 pm

Cirtur wrote:And the Netherlands in turn live under the sea.

THIS IS TRUE

Technically, The Netherlands don't live. They're lands. Not living things.

Drowning Amsterdam would be an improvement, by the way.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Cirtur » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:08 pm

But then where would we set sequels to college movies?

THIS SUMMER

MOONER AND THE GANG GO ON A GAP YEAR AFTER THEIR FIRST YEAR AT BONER COLLEGE

WHERE

AMSTERDAM
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Olax » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:26 pm

Cirtur wrote:MOONER AND THE GANG GO ON A GAP YEAR AFTER THEIR FIRST YEAR AT BONER COLLEGE

This is why no one likes Amsterdam.

Except those who do, of whom we do not speak.
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby LordRetard » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:43 pm

But where will I go to paaaaaartay?
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Re: Hey NEW Guys

Postby Cirtur » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:44 pm

MOOOOOOOOOOONER
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