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LordRetard wrote:

smiley_cow wrote:Nope, I mean abature

You calling me fat?

Um... you can't prove anything! >_>

These things can have an influence. For example, perhaps you suggest necrophilia. Maybe LR does it. Maybe someone else does it.
I can make a short story or you can get involved and it will be longer. It's a joke topic obviously, but it's a forum joke you can get it on with also.

Soul-crushingly depressing event: you have a disease, and the medication causes you to become fat. (Happened to the mom of a friend of mine)

mountainmage wrote:Soul-crushingly depressing event: you have a disease, and the medication causes you to become fat. (Happened to the mom of a friend of mine)

That's really mean, MM.

Hey, truth is stranger than fiction.

Happened to Göring too. Tragic.

Unless we are talking about vampires with sparkling chests.

Every time someone summarises the plot of those books I get a little confused. Like, "what happened to society?"

LordRetard wrote:Every time someone summarises the plot of those books I get a little confused. Like, "what happened to society?"

Or, "what kind of future can we honestly look forward to?"

Will I at least have a chance of getting laid when these girls get stupider?

AHMETxRock wrote:Will I at least have a chance of getting laid when these girls get stupider?

No.

Sorry.

I'd say he had a chance if he put sparkles on his chest, but then he risks getting beaten to death by sane people. It's like Darwin's Natural Selection vs Sexual Selection.

Sahan wrote:I'd say he had a chance if he put sparkles on his chest, but then he risks getting beaten to death by sane people. It's like Darwin's Natural Selection vs Sexual Selection.

To be fair, he runs this risk already.

Not really. Sane people generally don't want to touch me except in self-defense.

What about scientists?