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Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:59 am**

According to me it's about $60.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:51 pm**

mountainmage wrote:I don't get that analogy at all. Also, according to /b/, it's awwwwwright!

I think its a mixed metaphor, though I've never heard the first part of it.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:13 pm**

I made the first part up.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:31 pm**

That might be why, then.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:09 pm**

The actual saying that I'm referencing is "old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

These are always fun.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:26 pm**

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Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:38 pm**

$4.99?! What a steal! Do I get to meet Chris Hanson personally?

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:41 pm**

It says may be sold. You have to prove you're an actual child molester before I sell them on.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:56 pm**

LordRetard wrote:These are always fun.

Now, I feel slightly ill.

It's one thing to joke about child sex, but toddler sex? That's crossing a line. Ew.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:13 pm**

I'd rather hear jokes about that than see bloody cervices.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:18 pm**

HAHAHAHAH

I like where your line is placed.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:20 pm**

FengharTheNord wrote:HAHAHAHAH

I like where your hand is placed.

Fix'd.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:28 pm**

FengharTheNord wrote:HAHAHAHAH

I like where your line is placed.

Well words are harmless, if you let them be.

Posted: **Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:12 am**

Like rape.

Least, that's what my dad tells me.

Posted: **Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:42 am**

mountainmage wrote:I'd rather hear jokes about that than see bloody cervices.

I would rather see bloody crevices.

Mmmmm. Delicious.

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