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WATASHI WA SUPA INGURISU OTOKO DESU.

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Snap out of it, man! I need an American flag and an apple pie, STAT!

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Still Canadian, man...

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It's even worse than I thought!

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He's too far gone! Leave him, and hope that a pack of Canadian Panthers comes along to end his misery!
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I'm not losing another one to Canadia! I've still got a little something extra up my sleeve.

Nurse, lure him to America using the promise of living in the land of the free!

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You think I could really escape to America? There's a reason NO one leaves Canadia. I wouldn't make it 10 kilometres (what's a kilometre!?) across the Wastes before dying from cold and panther attacks.

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Keep this on the down low, but you need to contact the resistance. Journey to your local grocery and ask Red Pears with a side serving of peanuts. When he serves you the peanuts ask him if they are smooth or crunchy. If he replies smooth follow him to the back and obey the instructions of the man in the top hat. Do not listen to the man wearing the trilby, he speaks only lies. From there I can only wish you luck.

Godspeed, LordRetard. Godspeed.

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But... The local grocery store (we call it a store) closed a few years ago...

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Then there's no hope.

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Cirtur wrote: Picture and a story
by Cirtur on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:54 pm
Then there's no hope.
You are right. You are hopeless. Dont worry though. At least there is hope for the rest of us. I still hold out hope that i can one day find where my pic is from.
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Nope, there is no hope for you, hardkore. Maybe you'd be better off searching on google images for "anime guy staring strangely at blue-haired girl" and finding a couple that someone CAN identify.

EDIT: Sidebar, have you tried an anime/manga forum yet?

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