Picture and a story

[HARDKORE]

I use this avatar on the quake forums. It is also my youtube and gametracker avatar. All i know is that i got it from some website. Does anyone know what its from?

The reason I’m asking is because I would like to make some fan fiction about it. I would like to see the show or read the book that its from.

[Lethal Interjection]

Fan fiction makes me want to vomit.

[Edminster]

Written because I was bored and figured that I should contribute to Lexicon source material. Definitely not finished, and it's horrendous quality, but if you expected anything else from me you need to check in to an Asylum post-haste.


Carlos Yamaguchi was a young man caught up in a War that he didn't start. Like many of his friends, he never honestly thought that anything would come of this 'Blogosphere Offensive' claptrap that was floating around on the Forum. However, he still joined the Militia; when the Big Z asked his Forum to do something, they complied without hesitation.

'Join the Saturday Militia!', 'Fight for the Forum!', 'It is your Duty to Protect!', the propaganda had it all. Hell, it even appealed to the geneticists with references to the gargantuan beast known only by the code name 'Tucker's Mom'. What was it? Nobody knew, but it was rumoured to use some form of viral recombination as a weapon. Hell, the propaganda made it an open secret that it was so powerful that it killed the team that created it.

Of course, the propaganda didn't mention anything about Spam-Bots.

Sleek. Heartless. Deadly. Yamaguchi was in charge of maintaining the pair that were assigned to his Squad, one for each fireteam. Every day he ran the diagnostics, every hour he spent in their presence, every moment he spent in polishing these Creations of Horror, he died a little inside. He joined up because it was the Right Thing to do, and every second that he wasted in the presence of these abhorrent machines cemented in his mind just how wrong his Leader was.

[Cirtur]

It's actually a bit embarrassing, but I know what show that's from. It's an obscure little anime with a small cult following in America which puts subtitles onto it. It's called Metal Bird and you can watch episodes here.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

I have been using the internet for twelve years now, Cirtur, and I had not once been successfully goatse'd.
As you may well imagine, I am not pleased.

[ChooChooTrain]

I have been using the internet for twelve years now, Cirtur, and I had not once been successfully goatse'd.
As you may well imagine, I am not pleased.

I'm so glad I read your post before clicking that link, Oldrac.

That way I knew to have tissues ready.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

I am pleased to know that my sacrifice was not in vain.

[Cirtur]

Pretty good link, though. It's even got metalbird in the URL.

[astasia]

Fan fiction makes me want to vomit.

If I agree with this, that can't be considered trollish behavior, can it? I mean, he's a mod and everything!

[Cirtur]

For a troll you sure are posting a lot.

[astasia]

For a troll you sure are posting a lot.

I really dislike being called a troll.

It connotates the idea of so much hair.

And many of us girls spend ever-so-much time getting rid of body hair. It's like the time I spend in the bathroom every morning is just a waste. If I truly was a troll, my legs, arms, and va-jay-jay would be covered with long, black, coarse hair. And that is just not the case. So, stop spreading vicious rumors.

[Cirtur]

Sorry what? I almost believed you weren't a troll, but you made one mistake. THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!

[astasia]

Sorry what? I almost believed you weren't a troll, but you made one mistake. THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!

Untrue.

There can be girls on the internet, they just have to be ugly - or 40 year old men.

[ChooChooTrain]

Sorry what? I almost believed you weren't a troll, but you made one mistake. THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!

Untrue.

There can be girls on the internet, they just have to be ugly - or 40 year old men.

I'm betting you're a 40 year old man.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

There can be girls on the internet, they just have to be ugly - or 40 year old men.

So are they good-looking 40-year-old men, at least?