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ChooChooTrain wrote:
astasia wrote:
Cirtur wrote:Sorry what? I almost believed you weren't a troll, but you made one mistake. THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!
Untrue.

There can be girls on the internet, they just have to be ugly - or 40 year old men.
I'm betting you're a 40 year old man.
But that would mean ~20% of astasia's posts are utter lies! Since we all know that everything said on this Forum is absolutely true, that makes astasia cripplingly hideous.
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astasia wrote:There can be girls on the internet, they just have to be ugly - or 40 year old men.
So are they good-looking 40-year-old men, at least?
More to the point, would they be willing to go out with me?
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Astasia = party v&, no girls on the Internets

EDIT: Thought of a better one, "YO ASTASIA I HERD YOU LIKE WOMEN SO WE PUT A WOMAN IN YO WOMAN SO YOU CAN DO HER WHILE U DO HER"

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Edminster wrote:But that would mean ~20% of astasia's posts are utter lies! Since we all know that everything said on this Forum is absolutely true, that makes astasia cripplingly hideous.
I can go with hideous.

Just not hairy.
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astasia wrote:I can go with hideous.

Just not hairy.
I'm gonna go with shemale then.

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Cirtur wrote:
astasia wrote:I can go with hideous.

Just not hairy.
I'm gonna go with shemale then.
I wish.

How awesome would that be?
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You're replying quicker than people on this forum normally do. Are you from europe or something?

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Cirtur wrote:You're replying quicker than people on this forum normally do. Are you from europe or something?
And speaking of complete non-sequiturs, where's Ahmet been lately?
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LordRetard wrote:Astasia = party v&, no girls on the Internets

EDIT: Thought of a better one, "YO ASTASIA I HERD YOU LIKE WOMEN SO WE PUT A WOMAN IN YO WOMAN SO YOU CAN DO HER WHILE U DO HER"
Ah Lordretard, are you a fellow anon? Otherwise, how do you know about the Xzibit meme and v&?
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Cirtur wrote:You're replying quicker than people on this forum normally do. Are you from europe or something?
Nope. The newer, more improved model. Thank you, Puritans.
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mountainmage wrote:
LordRetard wrote:Astasia = party v&, no girls on the Internets

EDIT: Thought of a better one, "YO ASTASIA I HERD YOU LIKE WOMEN SO WE PUT A WOMAN IN YO WOMAN SO YOU CAN DO HER WHILE U DO HER"
Ah Lordretard, are you a fellow anon? Otherwise, how do you know about the Xzibit meme and v&?
Not really, I like some of the memes and shit but I try to stay away from the board, which is ridiculous. EncyclopediaDramatica tells you anything you need to know, or a few friends who are equally ridiculous.

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Oh, then you're a fellow EDiot? I'm both.
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ED is a pretty cool guy. eh writes articles and doesn't afraid of anything.

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ED is SO CASH*. It's really THE BEST.*

*Stupid memes, but memes nonetheless.
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EDiot, I haven't heard that one before.

The internet is an awful place.

Gwahah I love that, SO CASH. But I'm going to stop now simply because I'm afraid of this forum degenerating into THAT, ya?

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Yeah, EDiot and /b/tard are great nicknames. I agree that we should stop, I like to keep the two separate (the forum and /b/).
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