Hey guys please enjoy my writings

[Cirtur]

I hope your writing is better than your posting.*














*I love when I get the chance to be a bitch.

Astasia, what is this? What is this massive gap?

[astasia]

I hope your writing is better than your posting.*














*I love when I get the chance to be a bitch.

Astasia, what is this? What is this massive gap?

I don't think it is polite to talk about my vagina before being properly introduced.

[Lethal Interjection]

I don't think it is polite to talk about my vagina before being properly introduced.

With that kind of attitude, you'll never be a female stand-up comedian.

[astasia]

I don't think it is polite to talk about my vagina before being properly introduced.

With that kind of attitude, you'll never be a female stand-up comedian.

But, that doesn't rule out me being a transgendered stand-up comedian!

[Cirtur]

Tell us a joke Astasia.

[astasia]

Tell us a joke Astasia.

I can't until I grow a penis.

Everyone knows that women aren't funny.

[Cirtur]

It is that kind of sexist attitude that makes me hate women.

[astasia]

It is that kind of sexist attitude that makes me hate women.

I just hate women 'cause they're bitches.

[LordRetard]

I just hate women 'cause they're bitches.

All women know this but they've yet to do anything about it.

[astasia]

I just hate women 'cause they're bitches.

All women know this but they've yet to do anything about it.

Whatever. You have a small penis.

[LordRetard]

HEY... WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

[astasia]

Your mom.

And your ex-girlfriend.

...Who happen to be the same person.

[mountainmage]

I'm enjoying these writings better than Jake's, no offense to Jake of course.

[LordRetard]

Your mom.

And your ex-girlfriend.

...Who happen to be the same person.

Most of my family was born with a lot of problems.

[Cirtur]

Whereas, I happen to be a paragon of good health and mind.