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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby FengharTheNord » Tue May 12, 2009 11:03 pm

As I understand it to build "show" muscle like that you basically have to not do any stamina type exercises or you won't be able to build it up like that.

At least that's what my dad always told me and he's all about "teh muscling up".
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby FengharTheNord » Tue May 12, 2009 11:43 pm

I still don't think he'd do very well in a fight. Everything I've seen shows Big(Whether it be muscle or fat)=Winded in no time flat. And any medium-sized person who can at least throw a somewhat decent hook and knows how to wrestle(Ground pound is probably the better term) would knock his pretty boy smirk.

And what I meant more about stamina was like, running and stuff. I'm sure he'd be able to lug around a bit but I don't think he's gonna have the cardio ability to do it and running burns too many calories for the wrong things to get big.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby LordRetard » Tue May 12, 2009 11:59 pm

As a larger fellow I know very well that we don't have the stamina to run for very long, but we can move very fast, sometimes faster than smaller folks; and that's only if we're out of shape, like me. Not that I actually know how to fight at all. If he's been exercising his legs properly then he'd be able to do it, but then again body-builders have a habit of doing everything ass-backwards.

I can't fight at all but I think size is still an advantage; I know from people trying to push me around or grab me, that you just can't do it. You don't mess around with someone my size; you kick out the legs, and then kick them in the head or something. Or just run, it's what I'd do if someone bigger than me wanted to fight (particularly if they're as drug-addled as our disturbingly large friend over there). I know that I can't fight but it's not that hard to put your weight into it.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby ruotwocone » Wed May 13, 2009 9:50 pm

fighters (MMA, boxing, or whatever) are broken up into weight classes for a reason. being heavier and taller is almost always an advantage in a fight (unless you are so tall/big you can't move effectively). the one drawback that guy has (on top of possibly endurance) is that he can't possibly have a good range of motion with those things. effective hooks, crosses, and any kind of ground game are basically out with that kind of bulk.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby LordRetard » Wed May 13, 2009 10:16 pm

That's true, I'm so inflexible I can hardly move my neck now.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed May 13, 2009 10:47 pm

I saw this fight against two people at the opposite ends of the weight range for their class. One was really big, the other was scrawny and jumping around before the fight even started. When it began, the jumpy guy jumped in there and knocked the other dude out in four seconds with nothing but quick blows to the head and chest. UFC.
Literally 4 seconds.

It's not the size, it's the skill at fighting. If you don't have the skill, you're going to make up other reasons you think you're hot shit.
Either you are, or you aren't.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby Cirtur » Wed May 13, 2009 10:50 pm

I fight like a dolphin has sex. One ejaculation and you've got a broken neck.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed May 13, 2009 10:53 pm

Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby mountainmage » Wed May 13, 2009 11:45 pm

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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby Edminster » Wed May 13, 2009 11:48 pm

If it's so sig-worthy, why don't you stick it in yours?
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby mountainmage » Wed May 13, 2009 11:49 pm

Because I don't like putting quotes in my sig.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby Rainbow » Sun May 31, 2009 12:56 am

I don't understand this stamina crap. I have none, but when I did gymnastics eleven hours a week and stuff I also had none. I do have an almost six pack, though. I guess stamina only comes from running and constant cardio? That doesn't seem right. I can do back flips and not run for fourty-five minutes? People tell me I can punch pretty well, though, so I'm safe from Cirtur for a little while. He can't take advantage of my gymnastics flexibility.
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