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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby Edminster » Sun May 31, 2009 11:04 pm

Well, that puts an entirely different spin on it. I thought his cardio exercise was making the fat droopier and less confining.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:01 am

Not unless he let gravity do the work for him!
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby Rainbow » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:54 am

If you eat carbs before you work out it should help with muscle loss. It's strange that you'd lose more muscle than fat, but if you are losing both equally that's actually just how it works.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby Rainbow » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:58 am

Protein is good for building muscle, but carbs are good for fat loss. That's what I've read, at least.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:54 am

I lost ten pounds the month I started to exercise again. TEN WHOLE POUNDS!
I actually ate MORE than I usually did. That gave me an upset stomache, but I mostly had spaghetti and meatballs. The oven didn't work, so we had things that boiled like pasta alot that month. Alot of exercise + alot of good foods - usual crap you eat + ??? = profit!
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby Rainbow » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:08 am

You should write a book*.






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Re: Ew- an Essay?

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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:09 am

Well, that's a good sales pitch, but I doubt you'll be able to fool people long enough to get a book deal out of it.
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby LordRetard » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:30 am

Pfft, I've read worse books than that.

Just imagine it... "My Story: How a Man Named Lord Retard Lost a Few Pounds by Eating Whatever and Not Exercising"
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Re: Ew- an Essay?

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:48 am

Reminds me of the how I lost 5 pounds in five years novel.
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