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At first I was like, "what, how is that a pun?" and then I got it and I took a ride on the lollercoaster.
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Has anyone ever named their dog Fire? Because that would be a terrible thing to do.

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Almost as bad as naming it Stay.

"C'mere, Stay! C'mere, Stay!"
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Name it "The tied up woman in my basement".

As in: "Hey guys, I have to go feed the tied up woman in my basement."
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mountainmage wrote:Name it "The tied up woman in my basement".

As in: "Hey guys, I have to go feed the tied up woman in my basement."
That reminds me of a saying: I like my women like I like my wine: Sixteen years old and locked in the cellar.

Oh, and if I ever get to name a dog, it will be called Fiery Wrath so I can unleash my Fiery Wrath.
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Rainbow wrote:That reminds me of a saying: I like my women like I like my wine: Sixteen years old and locked in the cellar.
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Rainbow wrote:That reminds me of a saying: I like my women like I like my wine: Sixteen years old and locked in the cellar.
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It must be right, it's on a picture of a sticker.
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Well I like my men like I like my coffee: hot and black.
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Rainbow wrote:Oh, and if I ever get to name a dog, it will be called Fiery Wrath so I can unleash my Fiery Wrath.
Now there's an idea worth stealing!
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I'm going call my dog "my penis", so I can whip out my penis.

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Edminster wrote:image
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Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

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1) Eddie Izzard is hilarious.
2) That's the way I like my metaphors/euphemisms. Taken a step to far that makes people stretch for the visual, or just doesn't make sense at all. (The line between these two really depends on the individual, some people find a way to make any euphemism work in their minds)

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The coffee one I like better as, "I like my men like I like my coffee: hot and black." I've also never seen that Eddie Izzard bit before, but I must say, everything about that man is genius.
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He's like a British version of Robin Williams with the speed and wit but without all the hair and annoying.
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