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Cirtur wrote:Call him an ambulance.

At first I was like, "what, how is that a pun?" and then I got it and I took a ride on the lollercoaster.

Has anyone ever named their dog Fire? Because that would be a terrible thing to do.

Almost as bad as naming it Stay.

"C'mere, Stay! C'mere, Stay!"

Name it "The tied up woman in my basement".

As in: "Hey guys, I have to go feed the tied up woman in my basement."

mountainmage wrote:Name it "The tied up woman in my basement".

As in: "Hey guys, I have to go feed the tied up woman in my basement."

That reminds me of a saying: I like my women like I like my wine: Sixteen years old and locked in the cellar.

Oh, and if I ever get to name a dog, it will be called Fiery Wrath so I can unleash my Fiery Wrath.

Rainbow wrote:That reminds me of a saying: I like my women like I like my wine: Sixteen years old and locked in the cellar.

Edminster wrote:

Rainbow wrote:That reminds me of a saying: I like my women like I like my wine: Sixteen years old and locked in the cellar.

It must be right, it's on a picture of a sticker.

Well I like my men like I like my coffee: hot and black.

Rainbow wrote:Oh, and if I ever get to name a dog, it will be called Fiery Wrath so I can unleash my Fiery Wrath.

Now there's an idea worth stealing!

I'm going call my dog "my penis", so I can whip out my penis.

Edminster wrote:image

Going in my picture collection.

1) Eddie Izzard is hilarious.
2) That's the way I like my metaphors/euphemisms. Taken a step to far that makes people stretch for the visual, or just doesn't make sense at all. (The line between these two really depends on the individual, some people find a way to make any euphemism work in their minds)

The coffee one I like better as, "I like my men like I like my coffee: hot and black." I've also never seen that Eddie Izzard bit before, but I must say, everything about that man is genius.

He's like a British version of Robin Williams with the speed and wit but without all the hair and annoying.