These hands make art, not bombs.

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normally the head and neck are two distinct parts, but not with those hambeasts!
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It wasn't as bad as you guys made it out to be. Of course there were errors, but I was close.
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Now, I don't have much of an eye for proportion, but it looks to me like her head is definitely smaller than her waist, and moreover it looks like the angles of the trace and the sketch you did are very different.

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Yeah, but it's not AS BAD. A lot of time has passed from doing this, and no one's going to listen to my excuses of course, but I'll say it anyways. I drew it freehand, just looking at the reference photograph, for the head. Then I thought it looked like crap so I quickly sketched the body in as well. The reason for the discrepancy between the head and body is that. Had I any photoshop skills the problem would be solved easily. I saw this problem, couldn't figure out how the fuck to do selections or why everything looked yellow, and just put it up. When you guys all said the head was too big, I jokingly said the hair was poofy. Then you guys went to town on my ass and I was a bit pissed.

There WERE stylistic choices, such as the shaping of the chin, moving the shades because part of it was missing, making the facial features simpler so that no one could identify her or some paranoid shit that goes through my head, as well as generalizing her breast area because it would have been strange to focus so much on that area for accuracy. Besides these things I mentioned, the rest of the points you guys all made are mistakes, blatant and without forgiveness. I rushed the addition of the torso, only took one shot at it as a test of skill, and have NO FUCKING CLUE how to do accurate foreshortening, but seriously come on guys.
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It'd be totally cool, dude, except that you insisted that the proportions you used were fine, and moreover insisted that any woman without those proportions (which is pretty much any woman) is fat.

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Not only are you a liar and a scoundrel, but you have just stepped on the king's lawn and must be executed.
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Nah, it's cool. That's what it's there for.
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I picked up some actual drawing paper and utensils because I feel like that could have been better if I wasn't limited to one color. Maybe I'll get around to practicing with them.

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Blue Yoshi is definitely the best one.
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Red isn't that bad either. Oh yeah.
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But for my money nothing beats traditional ol' green yoshi.
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Apocalyptus wrote:Blue Yoshi is definitely the best one.
Agreed. Do other Yoshis fly? No they do not.
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If you're a cheater and just want to bypass all the enemies to win, then yeah. Otherwise, red yoshi is golden.
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