These hands make art, not bombs.

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Oh wow, well done Oldrac! You're a guest comic SUPERSTAR!
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Wait YOU made that?

Well then I suppose it wasn't funny at all then.
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You'll damage his fragile sense of self esteem, have some respect Kimra.
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I know I respect the giant crab who could kill me with one snap of his claws.

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Aw, Cirtur, you always know just what to say.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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respect is so similar to fear

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I no longer distinguish between the two because then I would be sad.

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sadness is so close to hunger

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Cirtur wrote:sadness is so close to hunger
Hungrily this is the truth.
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Well I am pretty hungry right now. Also really tired. My dream woke me up and I wanted to get straight to writing but now that I think of it I'm actually still really tired and don't feel like working so early in the morning (well, noon, technically). Hopefully my idea will still be there later maybe??

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If only I won the forum battle. Then it would be ME with the guest comics and the really long titles and the thirteen year old jailbait fans.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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I hear there are a lot of plus points to having fun with cowbirds in love

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Well, to be fair, there's only the one 13-year-old jailbait fan.

Her name is Stacey and she likes ponies.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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You should tell her your a crab, there are two good ways this could go:
1) She could misunderstand and think you have crabs.
2) She might realise that crabs aren't ponnys and you're not the one she's looking for.

Nothing could go wrong with this plan.
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Could you explain how
Kimra wrote: She could misunderstand and think you have crabs.
Is a good way?

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