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Have you looked for Dolphin Porn? That's what I thought, you sick bastard.
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Rainbow wrote:Have you looked for Dolphin Porn? That's what I thought, you sick bastard.
Uhh, what are you? Some kind of nerd? All the cool kids look at dolphin porn now-a-days.
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Rainbow wrote:Have you looked for Dolphin Porn? That's what I thought, you sick bastard.
I was going to say "TPB has everything including dolphin porn" but then I searched and they didn't have any...
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Go find some and host some. It's the law of the internet - once something has been identified as missing, the gap is filled as quickly as possible.

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I bet RAINBOW owns a couple of dolphins!

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ooohhhh SWISH!

Someone find the nearest burn ward.

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That's right, drunk on bourbon and cough syrup I can still burn all your asses. Though honestly I didn't even get the joke I made.

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Dearest Lord Retard

In your previous post you outline that you could "Burn all of your asses". By "all your asses" are you referring to one of the newest members on this forum, a member who, I might add, is a 13 year old girl? I would remind you that it was phoenix who implied that you had bested her with your textual wit and that perhaps he is attempting to seduce you into an alliance through flattery.

All the best,

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Dear Cirtur,

Yeah, I thought I made it pretty clear that I had no idea what was going on, but admittedly I never really do.

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Dear Lord Retard,

Well I'm glad.

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Dear both of you,

I use the forum to escape snail-mail. Kindly stop post-haste.

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Dearest mountainmage,

Letter-writing is a dying art. Why are you trying to hasten it's demise? As far as I can recall it's only ever destroyed Lord Retard's village, so why are you upset?

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Dear Ed,

Letter-writing is an art-form, like calligraphy, both of which are sadly dying. However, if you love something, you must let it go. We're almost a decade into the 21st century, and I feel it's time we begin to transition away from snail-mail, just as the U.S. government is transitioning away from analog television into purely digital television. Sadly, this is the price of progress. Just as records turned to 8-tracks, then turned to cassette tapes, then to CDs, so must we welcome the purely Digital Age that is rapidly approaching.

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Edminster wrote:Dearest mountainmage,

Letter-writing is a dying art. Why are you trying to hasten it's demise? As far as I can recall it's only ever destroyed Lord Retard's village, so why are you upset?

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Dearest letter writers,
Thou art foolish to believe thine letters possess the virtue of an honest snaileth-mail. Thine letters appall in their mockery outright of God's fine letter-art. Thou art all fusty nuts with no kernels!
Screweth Youeth,
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