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Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:42 am
by Rainbow
Have you looked for Dolphin Porn? That's what I thought, you sick bastard.

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:48 am
by FengharTheNord
Rainbow wrote:Have you looked for Dolphin Porn? That's what I thought, you sick bastard.
Uhh, what are you? Some kind of nerd? All the cool kids look at dolphin porn now-a-days.

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:51 am
by mountainmage
Rainbow wrote:Have you looked for Dolphin Porn? That's what I thought, you sick bastard.
I was going to say "TPB has everything including dolphin porn" but then I searched and they didn't have any...

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:04 am
by Phoenix
Go find some and host some. It's the law of the internet - once something has been identified as missing, the gap is filled as quickly as possible.

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:05 am
by LordRetard
I bet RAINBOW owns a couple of dolphins!

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:10 am
by Phoenix
ooohhhh SWISH!

Someone find the nearest burn ward.

:P

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:42 am
by LordRetard
That's right, drunk on bourbon and cough syrup I can still burn all your asses. Though honestly I didn't even get the joke I made.

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:35 pm
by Cirtur
Dearest Lord Retard

In your previous post you outline that you could "Burn all of your asses". By "all your asses" are you referring to one of the newest members on this forum, a member who, I might add, is a 13 year old girl? I would remind you that it was phoenix who implied that you had bested her with your textual wit and that perhaps he is attempting to seduce you into an alliance through flattery.

All the best,

Cirtur esq.

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:26 pm
by LordRetard
Dear Cirtur,

Yeah, I thought I made it pretty clear that I had no idea what was going on, but admittedly I never really do.

-From the desk of LR

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:27 pm
by Cirtur
Dear Lord Retard,

Well I'm glad.

Yours sincerely,
Cirtur

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:13 am
by mountainmage
Dear both of you,

I use the forum to escape snail-mail. Kindly stop post-haste.

That one guy you know on the internet,
mountainmage

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:17 am
by Edminster
Dearest mountainmage,

Letter-writing is a dying art. Why are you trying to hasten it's demise? As far as I can recall it's only ever destroyed Lord Retard's village, so why are you upset?

Respect and manly hugs,
-Edminster

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:24 am
by mountainmage
Dear Ed,

Letter-writing is an art-form, like calligraphy, both of which are sadly dying. However, if you love something, you must let it go. We're almost a decade into the 21st century, and I feel it's time we begin to transition away from snail-mail, just as the U.S. government is transitioning away from analog television into purely digital television. Sadly, this is the price of progress. Just as records turned to 8-tracks, then turned to cassette tapes, then to CDs, so must we welcome the purely Digital Age that is rapidly approaching.

Respect and Man-hugs right back at ya,
mountainmage

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:30 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
Edminster wrote:Dearest mountainmage,

Letter-writing is a dying art. Why are you trying to hasten it's demise? As far as I can recall it's only ever destroyed Lord Retard's village, so why are you upset?

Respect and manly hugs,
-Edminster
Yet another tragic victim of the Swinechild Boobcycle Post.
Also, bro grabs.

Re: MS PAINT!!

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:51 am
by Rainbow
Dearest letter writers,
Thou art foolish to believe thine letters possess the virtue of an honest snaileth-mail. Thine letters appall in their mockery outright of God's fine letter-art. Thou art all fusty nuts with no kernels!
Screweth Youeth,
Rainbow