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Having recently messed up my sleep schedule, I have started going running at 2 o'clock in the morning. Should I:

a) Bring a camera, take pictures of the world at night.

b) Buy some potted plants, plant them in other people's gardens.

c) Climb on things.

d) Other (please specify what you want however)

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Steal people's lawn ornaments if they're in poor taste.

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More legal than that please.

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Well you could take pictures, but everything's kind of dark.

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My camera has a flash, and there are lamp posts. I guess I will take pictures this time.

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I really like B so long as you aren't afraid of getting caught, you don't mess up their garden doing it, and you don't mind running with potted plants.
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You should definitely go with option A, because that's what I do. There are some crazy nifty things that you find out there. Although if you have the spare money, B is a good option too, just remember to perform option A after you plant. Also C, because if you do that you can get to even better places to do both A and B.

Seriously though, everything is better at night.
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Pictures are easier to get if you can do long exposure times, as well as if you own a tripod. Of those three, only the middle one used a flash, the other two were fifteen-second exposures. Also holy damn I wish I had a tripod.
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If people have stuff on their lawn like lawn ornaments that you can pick up, grab them and put them in the neighbor's yard. Pick out two houses and switch all of the items in their lawns.
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Make clothing for people's lawn ornaments and put it on under cover of darkness.
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We don't have that many lawnornaments here.

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Cirtur wrote:We don't have that many lawnornaments here.
In that case you must remedy this shortage under the cover of darkness.
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My idea: get a big bag of glitter and just pour it all over the place.
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Gnomes and glitter sounds fun. I am going to the gardencentre looking for a job anyway, now I have a shopping list.

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Cirtur wrote:We don't have that many lawnornaments here.
Problem solved.

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mountainmage wrote:My idea: get a big bag of glitter and just pour it all over the place.
My idea: get a big bag of glitter and just pour it all over yourself. Then go running.

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