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Underwater Pornography

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EDIT: I changed the name of this thread to reflect the more likely discussion topic.

For my birthday, my parents got me a wicked cool camera that can apparently go under water. This weekend, I went camping in the Olympic Natl Park and decided to test this feature. Now, it may not seem like a courageous act, but I must say, it took a lot of bravery and calming of my natural intuition to just dunk my camera into the water. The results are as follows:

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This is a caddis fly with a casing which he's made from debris.

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This guy really just hung out and let us take pictures.

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"Oh hai, fishie!"

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This is the Hoh River. Pronounced "Ho," like your mother.
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I could imagine how afraid you'd be of getting electricuted. Now bring it to the beach and snap us some porn.
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AHMETxRock wrote:I could imagine how afraid you'd be of getting electricuted. Now bring it to the beach and snap us some porn.
(This will backfire as you are a woman and will only post men)
You heard him, get to the beach!
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This natural intuition comes from two million years of humans being hesitant to put cameras in water. But the photos are very nice. Way cool.

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Where is the pornography? I think this counts as a deceptive thread title.

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I like the pics, very cool. That water must be incredibly clean, the first pic didn't even seem like it was under water.

Now you just need to come across a woman, skinny dipping. Be stealthy. Use your snorkel. Bring me something pretty.

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I had to make some for myself. Thanks a bunch.

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This isn't outlandia dude.
You need to put the link, not the image.
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Someone did it for me.

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How do you keep the lense from going spotty when it dries? Or is that not a problem. I've never had a dunkable camera.
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I've seen underwater porn. Generally it involves lots of surfacing for air or snorkels. Snorkel bjs are pretty amusing but not sexy at all.

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Snarky00 wrote:I've seen underwater porn. Generally it involves lots of surfacing for air or snorkels. Snorkel bjs are pretty amusing but not sexy at all.
I've seen it too. It's nothing special.
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fancybone wrote:Rocks get me hard.
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Oh, is that why Rainbow added me on facebook?
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