Underwater Pornography

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Neglected Shoe wrote:Underwater Awesomeness
THAT ROCKS.

I wish I had a camera like that.
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Wait I live in a universe.
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AHMETxRock wrote:Oh, is that why Rainbow added me on facebook?
Gross. I'm way to old for you.
When I think of Ahmet I think of someone who is both sexually attractive and someone anyone would ever want to be within three feet of.
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Rainbow wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:Oh, is that why Rainbow added me on facebook?
Gross. I'm way to old for you.
When I think of Ahmet I think of someone who is both sexually attractive and someone no-one would ever want to be within three feet of.
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I thought they had sarcasm in Australia.

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Cirtur wrote:I thought they had sarcasm in Australia.
In that case:
Rainbow wrote:When I think of Ahmet I think of someone who is both sexually attractive and someone everyone would always want to be within three feet of.
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I am not aware of this sarcasm that you all speak of, but thank you all for the compliments!
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Sarcasm, the lowest form of wit.

Ahmet doesn't get the lowest form of wit.

Ahmet is not witty.

Being witty is funny.

Conclusion: Ahmet is not funny.

(I like my logic!)
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You're denying the antecedent!!

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Kimra wrote:Being witty is funny.]
You are assuming that the only funny comes from wit.

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Begging the question!

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Kimra wrote:Sarcasm, the lowest form of wit.

Ahmet doesn't get the lowest form of wit.

Ahmet is not witty.

Being witty is funny.

Conclusion: Ahmet is not funny.

(I like my logic!)
There is a problem here. Ahmet's last forum battle WAS funny. Has he created a paradox by creating a funny comic? Will the world be destroyed?

Tune in next week to find out, if the world is still here!

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Clearly Ahmet used the monkeys stored in his attic to write that. As my logic is flawless.
Cirtur wrote:You are assuming that the only funny comes from wit.
Of course.
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Really? What about if someone falls over, in a most hilarious manner?

What about a man, clutching a piece of soil to his heart as he screams the name of his beloved down an iron tube?

Is that funny? IS THAT FUNNY?

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No.

Though your post is funny... but I'm still calling that wit.
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I'm pretty sure there is a difference between wit and funny. Both are amusing and can make someone laugh, but still...
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