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Write a book.

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Who wants to write a book with me? I'm feeling bored. It's going to be Zombie Apocalypse. And all you have to do is state who you are, and when a situation occurs (randomly) say what you'd do in response to it. I suppose it's like an RPG but I've never been part of one of those so I'm going to pretend this would be awesome, and also result in a book. It can be named S.M.B.C. (and have it be some clever acronym) and Zach can get a cut, just for being Zach.

If I get no replies to this, I'm writing the book anyway, and you all die stupid useless deaths. :D
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I wish to be a bus driver. A friend of mine did the same thing with a story he was writing up for a competiton, and I was an air-force pilot, so I want to keep the trend going.
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Sahan wrote:I wish to be a bus driver. A friend of mine did the same thing with a story he was writing up for a competiton, and I was an air-force pilot, so I want to keep the trend going.
You don't want to move up in world? Just be some sort of vehicle controller?
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I would like to be the owner of a grocery shop.

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I would like to be a rag-tag group of orphans. Alternatively, a guy covered in bees. Not sure if he can control them or not, but damn, man. Bees.
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Zombees?
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What if they are scary bees?

Then they are BOObees.
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Can I be a biker dude? Who seems to be finding zombie cows and zombie sheep? Better yet a guy who wrestles zombies in a ring?
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I would be the owner of the local gun shop. When the shit hits the fan, I help arm the civilians and go on a zombie shooting rampage.
Edminster wrote:Alternatively, a guy covered in bees. Not sure if he can control them or not, but damn, man. Bees.
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Cirtur, that is an inappropriate, but pretty decent, photo.

I want to be the wacky muslim that is paranoid, anti-establishment, and avoids sexual relations while also being extremely good looking.
Also, I have a big penis and don't engage in gay activities.
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That implies that you are none of those things already.
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IN THE BOOK I MEANT.

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Done done and done. (possibly a few more done's in there as well, but I fail to remember how many)

Give me a week or two for the first few scenes. :P

p.s. no bee coving. You can be a mob of orphans.
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Looking forward to it with antcipation!
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Looking forward to it with consternation!
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