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Looking forward to it with constipation!... I ate a box of chicken wings today and it feels like someone punched me in the gut, but someone much bigger than anyone I know.

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A box? Like...how big a box?
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10 wings, so, not my record*. It wasn't the amount of food at all.

*I once ate a package of frozen wings that said it was meant to feed a family of five, but I really didn't believe it because I was still hungry. Also, still not my record.

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LordRetard wrote:10 wings, so, not my record*. It wasn't the amount of food at all.

*I once ate a package of frozen wings that said it was meant to feed a family of five, but I really didn't believe it because I was still hungry. Also, still not my record.
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AHMETxRock wrote:CIRTUR, I HOPE THAT IS A RELATIVE OF YOURS.
You mean that it would be better if it were his sister or something?

Can I be a shrimp boat captain?*

*I'm not sure why that came to mind. I don't really care that much for the Gump.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:CIRTUR, I HOPE THAT IS A RELATIVE OF YOURS.
You mean that it would be better if it were his sister or something?

Can I be a shrimp boat captain?*

*I'm not sure why that came to mind. I don't really care that much for the Gump.
You want your legs or not?
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Kimra wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:CIRTUR, I HOPE THAT IS A RELATIVE OF YOURS.
You mean that it would be better if it were his sister or something?

Can I be a shrimp boat captain?*

*I'm not sure why that came to mind. I don't really care that much for the Gump.
You want your legs or not?
I'll say without. That could make it more interesting.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:I'll say without. That could make it more interesting.
You could always loose them in the process. But have it your way.
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Gruuuuh... Huuuungry....

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I went to the Tapas bar today. I love it there, but unfortunately they already have quite a lot of applicants.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:Can I be a shrimp boat captain?*

*I'm not sure why that came to mind. I don't really care that much for the Gump.
Maybe you'll care for it more after you've seen this.
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Can I be the anti-climactic realisation of a scientific formula? Nothing in the possessive, so not "GreenCrayon's theory of...". Something along the lines of "the fundamental conservation of GreenCrayon", but you can come up with one that's actually good. Please?
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GreenCrayon wrote:Can I be the anti-climactic realisation of a scientific formula? Nothing in the possessive, so not "GreenCrayon's theory of...". Something along the lines of "the fundamental conservation of GreenCrayon", but you can come up with one that's actually good. Please?
I... I have no idea how to add that. As in, the scientific formula is called 'GreenCrayon'? And does it have to be a useful scientific formula, like the cure to zombie-ism or something like that?
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Kimra wrote:As in, the scientific formula is called 'GreenCrayon'? And does it have to be a useful scientific formula, like the cure to zombie-ism or something like that?
Definitely not useful. Anti-climactic was part of the specification. But you can vary it lightly to make it fit in, if necessary. I guess it doesn't have to be a formula or similar, but as long as it's 100% science, that's okay.

In my own head I see this.

Laurence Tafferton, PhD: But we can't activate the Integral Inefficiency Device without violating Johnson's Third Principal!
Angry Scarf Lady: You're forgetting the GreenCrayon Paradox.
Laurence Tafferton, PhD: The... the GreenCrayon Paradox. Dang, you're right.
Angry Scarf Lady: Uh huh.
Laurence Tafferton, PhD: Wow, that makes it remarkably easy to fix.
Angry Scarf Lady: Yeah.
Laurence Tafferton, PhD: Huh.
Angry Scarf Lady: Mmhmm.
Laurence Tafferton, PhD: The Integral Whatsis Doohickey's working now. Didn't even take a minute.
Angry Scarf Lady: Good, good.
Klankon, the Lovable Robot: ERROR! ERROR! THE FUTURE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!

Admittedly, I wrote a play there. Well, a mini-play. Maybe a screenplay.

Hmm.

I'm going to go see if anyone wants to buy my screenplay.
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That's not what screenplay means. It means a play for the screen, so a film or television program.

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