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Just do it. Also I was trying to imagine what would be the real world equivalent in linking someone to goatse. Would it be saying "Speaking of Batman..." and then punching them in the face and showing them your genitals? Sometimes a man can dream.

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Cirtur wrote:Just do it. Also I was trying to imagine what would be the real world equivalent in linking someone to goatse. Would it be saying "Speaking of Batman..." and then punching them in the face and showing them your genitals? Sometimes a man can dream.
Haha, wouldn't it just be showing them a real life goatse?
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Apocalyptus wrote:Haha, wouldn't it just be showing them a real life goatse, in their work office, while shouting out "look at me everyone I'm enjoying gay sex"?
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Didn't Citur once link to a delightful web page that had a similar effect? It messed up my browser.
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Congratulations, Euclid! You made it to the joke. I'm so proud of you right now.
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Joke? What joke?
I SEE NO JOKE!
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Ray Charles said the same exact thing about his sexual harassment.

"Joke? What joke?
I SEE NO JOKE!"
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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I'm having a bit of a problem with it, I've tried putting bigger and bigger things up my anus but it's just not stretching properly!

AND I'M OUT OF HERE!

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I think you have to keep them in there for longer.

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Cirtur wrote:I think you have to keep them in there for longer.
Or practice more.

I hate you all. I'm thinking about the actual physiology of this now. It's like the reverse of Kegel exercises.
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Or you could use something like this. If someone invented this for the purpose of better goatse, they could potentially make a lot of money.
Well gotta go guys, I'm off to the patent office!
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I can see you selling one, maybe two of these. After all, the CIA doesn't need that many for interrogation.

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I dunno, there are a lotta freaky people out there.
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I have since revised my opinion. I think you could get a lot of government contracts, to say the least of perverts.

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Exactly, if you don't realise there is a huge potential market for this kind of thing, you have led a really sheltered life.
You're just a closet Amish person, aren't you?
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