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Or you might send the food you don't want.*

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Nah, I probably just wouldn't bother.

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Cirtur, you know I love you right? If you weren't with Ed I'd steal you and keep you in a box. Forever. Or until I got bored, which ever works.

And all my love is plutonic, so suck it people. There shall be no consummation of relationships involving me. I am saintly and pure and one day I'm gonna get fed to a dragon, that's how absolutely awesome and pure I am. None of you shall sully my chances to be dragon fodder.
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Kimra wrote:And all my love is plutonic.
Really? So I can expect the Roman god of the Underworld to come and give me chocolate. Or a planet to take me to the cinema. Shall I propose to Mickey Mouse's dog?

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Kimra wrote:And all my love is plutonic.
Really? So I can expect the Roman god of the Underworld to come and give me chocolate. Or a planet to take me to the cinema. Shall I propose to Mickey Mouse's dog?
I meant it's like a planet, but not. Its pathetic and rejected and small instead.
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Oh okay. Not as good as real love because it was reclassified by scientists.

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It would have been really cool if your love were formed by solidification of magma deep within the earth and crystalline throughout.

And all this time I thought it meant "having to do with money."
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Its nice to see you joined us from the mushroom kindgonm fungas face.

On another note, I think I will start a new topic.
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HARDKORE wrote:On another note, I think I will start a new topic.
What's it going to be, 'Does this Fireman have a urinary tract infection?'? Or maybe 'I really like [insert obscure 'celebrity's' name here]. Yeah that's it'.
I am quivering in anticipation.
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Apocalyptus wrote:'Does this Fireman have a urinary tract infection?'
You do realise that no one has ever thought to ask that before. What are you talking about?

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Well then maybe I should keep it in mind for when I finally decide to start a thread. Ok no-one steal my idea!
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You're quite mad you know.

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Oh, yeah. I know.
For some reason Psych courses seem to attract the weirdest people. So odds are if you are seeing a therapist or psychologist they are likely to be as messed up or more messed up than you actually are.
A comforting thought.
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Psychology attracts people who think in a weird way, linguistics attracts people who speak in a weird way. It's generally like that for some reason.

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Physics attracts people who obey physical laws in a weird way.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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