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Or you might send the food you don't want.*

*Would the mail deliver empty packages? Zing!

Nah, I probably just wouldn't bother.

Anti-zing!

Cirtur, you know I love you right? If you weren't with Ed I'd steal you and keep you in a box. Forever. Or until I got bored, which ever works.

And all my love is plutonic, so suck it people. There shall be no consummation of relationships involving me. I am saintly and pure and one day I'm gonna get fed to a dragon, that's how absolutely awesome and pure I am. None of you shall sully my chances to be dragon fodder.

Kimra wrote:And all my love is plutonic.

Really? So I can expect the Roman god of the Underworld to come and give me chocolate. Or a planet to take me to the cinema. Shall I propose to Mickey Mouse's dog?

Cirtur wrote:

Kimra wrote:And all my love is plutonic.

Really? So I can expect the Roman god of the Underworld to come and give me chocolate. Or a planet to take me to the cinema. Shall I propose to Mickey Mouse's dog?

I meant it's like a planet, but not. Its pathetic and rejected and small instead.

Oh okay. Not as good as real love because it was reclassified by scientists.

It would have been really cool if your love were formed by solidification of magma deep within the earth and crystalline throughout.

And all this time I thought it meant "having to do with money."

Its nice to see you joined us from the mushroom kindgonm fungas face.

On another note, I think I will start a new topic.

HARDKORE wrote:On another note, I think I will start a new topic.

What's it going to be, 'Does this Fireman have a urinary tract infection?'? Or maybe 'I really like [insert obscure 'celebrity's' name here]. Yeah that's it'.
I am quivering in anticipation.

Apocalyptus wrote:'Does this Fireman have a urinary tract infection?'

You do realise that no one has ever thought to ask that before. What are you talking about?

Well then maybe I should keep it in mind for when I finally decide to start a thread. Ok no-one steal my idea!

You're quite mad you know.

Oh, yeah. I know.
For some reason Psych courses seem to attract the weirdest people. So odds are if you are seeing a therapist or psychologist they are likely to be as messed up or more messed up than you actually are.
A comforting thought.

Psychology attracts people who think in a weird way, linguistics attracts people who speak in a weird way. It's generally like that for some reason.

Physics attracts people who obey physical laws in a weird way.