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Not true. Some of them become black holes, consuming everything within a certain radius, and spewing out high energy waste matter whilst doing so. It really isn't a pleasant experience to get too close to them.
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Sounds like my Dad.
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Sahan wrote:Not true. Some of them become black holes, consuming everything within a certain radius, and spewing out high energy waste matter whilst doing so. It really isn't a pleasant experience to get too close to them.
It's alright so long as you aren't coming toward them head on. If you're just moving past them most likely you'll just end up caught in their gravitational field and end up in orbit around them.
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While being bombarded with x-rays and relativistic gas.
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Hey I just sent you another one.
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Yeah, well I see your one and raise you five.
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Yeah well I'm more dead than alive.

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Yeah, well I like honey straight from the hive.
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Man, you suckers are talking straight jive.
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You better like rap because you're hearing it live.
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I'm waiting for a book to arrive.
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I'm not interested, so I think I'll skive.
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I wonder if I shall ever wive?
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Maybe, but you'll need to connive
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