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I like my hair like my women, spread all over my body, even in places that women don't want them to be. Whenever I get rid of them, they're back in greater numbers by the next morning. Sometimes there are so many that I can hardly walk.

Hair and women.
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Ahmet ever killed it or won it.

Hey, like women.

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Cirtur wrote:Ahmet ever killed it or won it.

Hey, like women.
It was a valiant attempt, but his poor phrasing made for poor euphemising.

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I keep my hair like I keep my women, poorly groomed and sometimes asymmetrical.

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I keep my hair like I keep my women. Clogging the drain.

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My hair is like my women. When I get in the show, it gets wet.

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My hair is like a woman, excited as hell that you can get a free copy of your NaNoWriMo novel.

HA! I tricked you into thinking this was still on the subject of hairy women! What a fool you are.

Anyway, CreateSpace is offering a free dead-tree edition of your novel if you succeed in completing the NaNoWriMo challenge. So now you have even more of a reason to participate in this horrible horrible idea fun experience of happiness.
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Edminster wrote:My hair is like a woman, excited as hell that you can get a free copy of your NaNoWriMo novel.

HA! I tricked you into thinking this was still on the subject of hairy women! What a fool you are.

Anyway, CreateSpace is offering a free dead-tree edition of your novel if you succeed in completing the NaNoWriMo challenge. So now you have even more of a reason to participate in this horrible horrible idea fun experience of happiness.
That would be worth it. Anyone interested in pretending to be me so that I can actually get a copy of the book? Because I'm pretty sure it'll only count for Americans or people on that continent.

Hey wait a minute... it looks like you only have a 'chance' of getting a copy. Booring.
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Really? I've been a little too delirious to manage to sift through their website and figure out how it works, and I just assumed that it was suspicious. Can anyone tell me exactly how this works?

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This sounds fun, and I would totally want to own a book I wrote. I'm definitely going to think about this.
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I haven't been on that website yet because Chrome abhors it.

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Funny, it works fine in firefox. Oddly enough, so do all other sites.
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MM is a secret Chinese spy dedicated to promoting Firefox.

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I only use Firefox for facebook games. Besides that I use... safari. Yeah yeah, I know it's got stigma but it works (except for facebook games and who really cares about them?)*

Oh and now I'm not strained and tired from a crapy day I'll try reading that stuff again and see what I can decern** from it.

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Safari? Eurgh

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