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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:06 pm

Poems are gay.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:36 pm

Cirtur wrote:Poems are gay.

Oh YOU TAKE THAT BACK asshole
I will kick your ass if you say that again man
poetry isn't gay!!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:38 am

I like to write poems
But I do not take the cock
What is up with that?

Cirtur, my good troll
Why dost thou mock poetry
It is beautiful.

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Cirtur is deceiving you
The cake is a lie.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Edminster » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:56 am

Poetry is the most heterosexual thing you can do apart from having sex with thousands upon thousands of members of the opposite gender as you.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:00 am

Women know how talented my tongue is
Because I write poems of Culliningus
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Kimra » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:30 am

Oh Tasmania!*

*And now I'm making obscure references to my university lectures, which I'm pretty sure none of you where there for.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:17 pm

Listen, the only way poems are straight is if you use women you've sexed to death to spell them out.

Because there's nothing more masculine than murdering women!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:31 pm

Does it count if I only use pieces of them?
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:00 pm

*Sigh* I guess so.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Apocalyptus » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:52 am

Well I guess I'd have to use men, then. Does it matter which parts I use?
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:23 am

Woah, I'm experiencing some huge Déjà vu here.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:26 am

Oh god, this isn't the first time we've posted poetry?!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:29 am

It was Fenghar BOTH TIMES.

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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:31 am

Fenghar writes poetry!

Coincidence? YOU DECIDE!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:58 am

I dont think my genius is being recognized enough right now.
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