Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Poems are gay.

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Cirtur wrote:Poems are gay.
Oh YOU TAKE THAT BACK asshole
I will kick your ass if you say that again man
poetry isn't gay!!

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I like to write poems
But I do not take the cock
What is up with that?

Cirtur, my good troll
Why dost thou mock poetry
It is beautiful.

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Cirtur is deceiving you
The cake is a lie.
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Poetry is the most heterosexual thing you can do apart from having sex with thousands upon thousands of members of the opposite gender as you.
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Women know how talented my tongue is
Because I write poems of Culliningus
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Oh Tasmania!*

*And now I'm making obscure references to my university lectures, which I'm pretty sure none of you where there for.
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Listen, the only way poems are straight is if you use women you've sexed to death to spell them out.

Because there's nothing more masculine than murdering women!

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Does it count if I only use pieces of them?

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*Sigh* I guess so.

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Well I guess I'd have to use men, then. Does it matter which parts I use?
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Woah, I'm experiencing some huge Déjà vu here.
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Oh god, this isn't the first time we've posted poetry?!

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It was Fenghar BOTH TIMES.

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Fenghar writes poetry!

Coincidence? YOU DECIDE!

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I dont think my genius is being recognized enough right now.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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