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Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:03 pm

That's not Zombie Poetry. This is Zombie Poetry.

Unnnggh Brains brains brains unngh
Brains unnngh brains unngh unnnnngh brains brains
Brains Brains unnnnnnghhh brains brains
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Kimra » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:51 pm

That is a type of zombie poetry, but from a different perspective. You're so closed minded.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Kimra » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:03 pm

Otherwise known as Zombie Poetry.

Like Garden Poetry it is actually the topic that is first in the title.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Lethal Interjection » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:55 pm

I'm a purist.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:59 am

I really liked that one, actually.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Sahan » Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:38 am

Agreed, that was quite impressive.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:56 am

I actually really like that one. The repetition is quite poignant and creepy at the same time.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Crunchy Pete » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:10 pm

like Crunchy Pete's grandfather
...then she said "I don't see why" and burst into flames...
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby DonRetrasado » Wed May 16, 2012 8:45 am

So, I've been thinking about making a chapbook. I spent the past few hours searching through my computer, my phone and my notebooks for anything I can use. The vast majority of my poems are half-finished or one-line ideas so I plan on smacking a bunch of them together in a haphazard fashion. Scratch that; the majority of stuff I've written is nonsense that I wrote drunk and/or stoned over 2010 and 2011, but I've decided I can delete basically all of it. I've ended up with over 7000 words of old shit I can potentially use. I don't know how much that is but it strikes me as long, so after a little more sifting and a shitload of editing I can probably make something relatively substantial. I'm wondering how I should distribute it. I figure I can sell it for $2 to "whoever cares" since most people sell theirs for $5 or $10, but mine will be very bad.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Felstaff » Wed May 16, 2012 2:55 pm

I'd buy it.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby DonRetrasado » Wed May 16, 2012 8:20 pm

I am not paying for shipping.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Edminster » Wed May 16, 2012 8:24 pm

i'd buy it if you paid shipping and autographed it

five bucks

and if you had a custom inscription too
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