Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Pyramid Building: Super-Gay, or Ruggedly Heterosexual?

Super-gay aliens build them the best
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:02 am

Oddly enough, I feel it's receiving the proper recognition at this moment. :wink:
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:03 am

Haven't we insulted Ahmet before? What a coincidence!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:08 am

Oh LR, you so snarky!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:51 am

Didn't we already have someone who was snarky? :wink:
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:03 am

AWESOME POEMS! LR'S YOURS WERE MAGNIFICENT! SAHAN, GET ME A GOD DAMN BIGGER BOX! Yeah but poetry is so manly and slam poetry is even manlier and I'm starting a slam poetry group at my school cuz I'm the bomb diggity what whaaaat
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:10 am

Weren't you gonna post a video of your rapping or something?

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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:18 am

I was but no one took video so I have to wait until me and him actually record some for reals. But I have pictures and I'll post those up soon.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:52 am

The man's tumour struck as a malignant thorn in his side. As he was coughing up blood and the doctors couldn't do shit about it, his family ignored him and sent him away. They too feared becoming infected. As he wasted away aimlessly, traveling, his heart bleeds a little more each day as his body slowly falls apart in this decrepit unit. And his mother whispered sweet tunes in his ear, "this disease will break you down, and you, this worthless... Piece of flesh, a dancing tune fruitlessly flying through the sky, you're more a burden now than you could ever be put to use." As his family faded away, so did his friends, and the mountains and the lakes, as consumption crushed his lungs. A sweet reminder of what he had remained, as the scars dug deep into his body. They'd always let him know where he had been. He always had the memory of everything he had lost, and as he lay dying he knew those scars would never heal. He'd always have a piece of beauty left in his chest, like a piece of shrapnel tearing his skin apart, and all he had lived for faded away just as he did, until they all disappeared.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Sahan » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:54 am

I think that is classified as prose, ruggedly heterosexual prose.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:00 am

Yeah that's the kind of prose that'll fuck a girl in her genitals. I wrote that one a couple of years ago, if I recall correctly. I almost like it. Anyway it's "prose poetry", which means "poetry for people who are bad at poetry." So it's the only kind I write.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Apocalyptus » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:09 am

But what if it was female poetry? That would make it super gay seeing as it's so interested in women's genitals and fucking them. What a dilemma!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Sahan » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:10 am

But the prose LR was referring to was clearly male.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:11 am

I have a plan... I'll fuck my own poetry!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:14 pm

I wish Ruo's rpg thrived so I could write more poetry about it.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Sahan » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:46 am

Maybe you shouldn't have gone and killed him, then.
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