Tee Hee, Poetry!

For original creative work. For the love of Zach, read Rule 30.

Moderator: Kimra

Pyramid Building: Super-Gay, or Ruggedly Heterosexual?

Super-gay aliens build them the best
9
38%
Ruggedly Heterosexual slaves are where it's at
9
38%
Retarded farmers named Ed really need to stop editing this damn poll
6
25%
 
Total votes : 24

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:51 am

Man the forum plot is getting complicated. I killed ruo, and Greencrayon appears when I leave, and now I'm a zombie!
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
User avatar
mountainmage
Mage of the Mountains
 
Posts: 9608
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
Location: Right here. Right now.

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Kimra » Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:58 am

mountainmage wrote:Man the forum plot is getting complicated. I killed ruo, and Greencrayon appears when I leave, and now I'm a zombie!

Write a poem about it. Quick!
King Prawn
User avatar
Kimra
He-Man in a Miniskirt
 
Posts: 6872
Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:18 am
Location: meanwhile elsewhere

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Sahan » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:54 pm

Even just a limerick will suffice.
Destructicus wrote:Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?
User avatar
Sahan
"I promise you no penis jokes."
 
Posts: 4367
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
Location: Perth, Australia

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:09 pm

Once there was a guy named mage
He killed Ruo in a fit of rage
He left for a while, and got replaced by The Sage
Now he's back from the dead
Eating many a head
And ushering in a new Zombie AGE.


Yeah, it's not your traditional limmerick, but I couldn't fit everything into 5 lines.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
User avatar
mountainmage
Mage of the Mountains
 
Posts: 9608
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
Location: Right here. Right now.

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:26 pm

The forum plot is complicated. SO complicated that when it ends I will write it up and get it on the BBC.

THIS I CAN PROMISE

What I cannot promise is that it won't be on BBC 3.
User avatar
Cirtur
Licensed Troll Pornographer
 
Posts: 9996
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
Location: Europe

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:59 pm

Eww, what's the point then?*



*Has no idea what the differences between BBC's are.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
User avatar
mountainmage
Mage of the Mountains
 
Posts: 9608
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
Location: Right here. Right now.

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:21 pm

Okay, let's cue you in.

Image This one is the shit. The funky shit. If you are on BBC One you are an important guy/programme.

Image This is BBC Two. Mainly comedy or stuff that is fairly mainstream.

Image About 20% groundbreaking experimental stuff, 80% boring shit or repeats of stuff from BBC one or two.

Image Intellectual stuff. Very high-brow. If we end up here we will get good reviews from good newspapers.

Image This is news. We'd probably only end up here if I killed someone writing this.

Image This is the BBC in gaelic. We'd have to fail pretty hard to get a show on here and no where else.

Image What the world sees of the BBC. Means we've had quite a bit of success.
User avatar
Cirtur
Licensed Troll Pornographer
 
Posts: 9996
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
Location: Europe

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:40 pm

Image
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
User avatar
mountainmage
Mage of the Mountains
 
Posts: 9608
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
Location: Right here. Right now.

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:35 pm

mountainmage wrote:Image


lol wat
User avatar
Cirtur
Licensed Troll Pornographer
 
Posts: 9996
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
Location: Europe

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:39 pm

You've never seen that thing before? Well, now you have.

Image
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
User avatar
mountainmage
Mage of the Mountains
 
Posts: 9608
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
Location: Right here. Right now.

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:40 pm

No I have. It is just such a non-sequitur.
User avatar
Cirtur
Licensed Troll Pornographer
 
Posts: 9996
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
Location: Europe

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:43 pm

I don't see how, but I'll trust your judgment on this one.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
User avatar
mountainmage
Mage of the Mountains
 
Posts: 9608
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
Location: Right here. Right now.

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:43 pm

Because, it's not a TV Channel. I don't know what you meant by it.
User avatar
Cirtur
Licensed Troll Pornographer
 
Posts: 9996
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
Location: Europe

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:46 pm

You explained the BBC nonsense to me, and now I know more. That's all there is to it.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
User avatar
mountainmage
Mage of the Mountains
 
Posts: 9608
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
Location: Right here. Right now.

Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:49 pm

Oh okay. A more obvious one would have been

Image
User avatar
Cirtur
Licensed Troll Pornographer
 
Posts: 9996
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
Location: Europe

PreviousNext

Return to Writing and Art

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest