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Man the forum plot is getting complicated. I killed ruo, and Greencrayon appears when I leave, and now I'm a zombie!

mountainmage wrote:Man the forum plot is getting complicated. I killed ruo, and Greencrayon appears when I leave, and now I'm a zombie!

Write a poem about it. Quick!

Even just a limerick will suffice.

Once there was a guy named mage
He killed Ruo in a fit of rage
He left for a while, and got replaced by The Sage
Now he's back from the dead
Eating many a head
And ushering in a new Zombie AGE.


Yeah, it's not your traditional limmerick, but I couldn't fit everything into 5 lines.

The forum plot is complicated. SO complicated that when it ends I will write it up and get it on the BBC.

THIS I CAN PROMISE

What I cannot promise is that it won't be on BBC 3.

Eww, what's the point then?*



*Has no idea what the differences between BBC's are.

Okay, let's cue you in.

This one is the shit. The funky shit. If you are on BBC One you are an important guy/programme.

This is BBC Two. Mainly comedy or stuff that is fairly mainstream.

About 20% groundbreaking experimental stuff, 80% boring shit or repeats of stuff from BBC one or two.

Intellectual stuff. Very high-brow. If we end up here we will get good reviews from good newspapers.

This is news. We'd probably only end up here if I killed someone writing this.

This is the BBC in gaelic. We'd have to fail pretty hard to get a show on here and no where else.

What the world sees of the BBC. Means we've had quite a bit of success.

mountainmage wrote:

lol wat

You've never seen that thing before? Well, now you have.

No I have. It is just such a non-sequitur.

I don't see how, but I'll trust your judgment on this one.

Because, it's not a TV Channel. I don't know what you meant by it.

You explained the BBC nonsense to me, and now I know more. That's all there is to it.

Oh okay. A more obvious one would have been