Um... you can't prove anything! >_>LordRetard wrote:You calling me fat?smiley_cow wrote:Nope, I mean abature
LR's wacky adventures in an all girl's catholic school!
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These things can have an influence. For example, perhaps you suggest necrophilia. Maybe LR does it. Maybe someone else does it.
I can make a short story or you can get involved and it will be longer. It's a joke topic obviously, but it's a forum joke you can get it on with also.
I can make a short story or you can get involved and it will be longer. It's a joke topic obviously, but it's a forum joke you can get it on with also.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Soul-crushingly depressing event: you have a disease, and the medication causes you to become fat. (Happened to the mom of a friend of mine)
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That's really mean, MM.mountainmage wrote:Soul-crushingly depressing event: you have a disease, and the medication causes you to become fat. (Happened to the mom of a friend of mine)
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Hey, truth is stranger than fiction.
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Happened to Göring too. Tragic.
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Unless we are talking about vampires with sparkling chests.
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Every time someone summarises the plot of those books I get a little confused. Like, "what happened to society?"
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Or, "what kind of future can we honestly look forward to?"LordRetard wrote:Every time someone summarises the plot of those books I get a little confused. Like, "what happened to society?"
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Will I at least have a chance of getting laid when these girls get stupider?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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No.AHMETxRock wrote:Will I at least have a chance of getting laid when these girls get stupider?
Sorry.
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I'd say he had a chance if he put sparkles on his chest, but then he risks getting beaten to death by sane people. It's like Darwin's Natural Selection vs Sexual Selection.
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To be fair, he runs this risk already.Sahan wrote:I'd say he had a chance if he put sparkles on his chest, but then he risks getting beaten to death by sane people. It's like Darwin's Natural Selection vs Sexual Selection.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Not really. Sane people generally don't want to touch me except in self-defense.
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