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Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:03 am
by LordRetard
AHMETxRock wrote:Don't let this crush your heart, however. It's almost decent! I swear! ALMOST!
Hahah asshole. :lol: What I MEANT was that you took a strange interpretation and tried to connect it to DBZ, which-- and this I can assure you of; is not even close to what I was going for. I mean to say that what you said was the equivalent of saying that Moby-Dick represented Northern Ireland. Thanks for insulting my writing, too, though. :lol:

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:22 pm
by Oldrac the Chitinous
I dunno about that, man. He made up identified a theme in your piece and compared it to how it's developed in another work of fiction. English teachers would love him, until they realized he was talking about DBZ.

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:19 pm
by LordRetard
Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:I dunno about that, man. He made up identified a theme in your piece and compared it to how it's developed in another work of fiction. English teachers would love him, until they realized he was talking about DBZ.
He should claim it's an obscure work by a sci-fi writer like Isaac Asimov, who wrote so much in his life time that hardly anyone has bothered to go through it all, then replace all of the character names with awkward puns.

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:52 am
by Kimra
I'm a little confused.

The first time I read it, I thought the implication was that John became the Devil (lucifer) except he'd already existed so I was confused.

The second time I thought maybe Lucifer was wondering why he existed if God was gonna hand out the punishments.

The third time just reassured me that I don't understand the final line.

Please inform my little brain. (besides my inability to understand simple things, I liked the read)

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:56 am
by AHMETxRock
It's simple. A dude existed, he was wiped from existance, but instead of saying he was wiped away, the dude who went to get him wiped forgot why he was there once the dude was wiped because he no longer had a reason that existed to be there in the first place.

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:00 am
by Edminster
It really is a clever piece of writing, and I have to say that overall it reminded me of Asimov's short story 'The Last Question'. Completely different subject matter, but I had the same wry smile at the end.

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:05 am
by Kimra
Ah I get it. Thank you, Ahmet.*

*that felt strange

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:11 am
by LordRetard
Edminster wrote:It really is a clever piece of writing, and I have to say that overall it reminded me of Asimov's short story 'The Last Question'. Completely different subject matter, but I had the same wry smile at the end.
It is kind of similar, isn't it? I hadn't noticed it but in terms of style it ends in a very similar way. That's strange and completely unintentional, but I did like The Last Question quite a bit.
Kimra wrote:explain pl0x
Basically Ahmet's explanation. John never existed, so Lucifer cannot remember him or the significance of John's punishment.

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:37 pm
by Felstaff
I... I just thought he was getting old. Like leaving the milk in the oven, or shooting the cat.

That Lucifer is a wily bird!

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:29 pm
by Cirtur
Lucifer os a bired.
Pretty hotlike that lesbain thing

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:32 am
by LordRetard
Cirtur wrote:Lucifer os a bired.
Pretty hotlike that lesbain thing
Give it a day, and you won't know what you were trying to say.

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:41 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
They need to do way instain mother.

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:13 am
by Apocalyptus
I think he's trying to say that Satan is a hot lady, and warrants a fetish as popular as lesbian porn.

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:01 pm
by Cirtur
Apocalyptus wrote:I think he's trying to say that Satan is a hot lady, and warrants a fetish as popular as lesbian porn.
This is as good a theory as any other.

Re: John the Vagrant

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:00 pm
by mountainmage
Wasn't she a hot lady in Bedazzled? I forgot who played Satan.