John the Vagrant

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mountainmage wrote:Wasn't she a hot lady in Bedazzled? I forgot who played Satan.
Elizabeth Hurley.

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I think Selma Hayek would play a better Satan than Liz Hurley did.
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Apocalyptus wrote:I think Selma Hayek would play a better Satan than Liz Hurley did.
Close enough?

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Yeah I was thinking about that. Have yet to actually see it though.
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Apocalyptus wrote:Yeah I was thinking about that. Have yet to actually see it though.
Neither have I. But I was pretty sure that somewhere along the lines she's played one. Though looking it up and then remembering she was in Dogma, I thought I might've had the spectrum reversed (in Dogma she plays an angelic muse) until I came across From Dusk Until Dawn.

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Ahaha there are two sequels. *cough* I'm sure they're very respectable, well-written pieces of cinema.
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The movie, it's interesting, but I wouldn't say it was good. It starts as a sort of psychological thriller and then wham bam, out of nowhere it becomes something completely different and forgets about the first half of the movie. I also haven't seen it for a while, but this is my assessment none-the-less.
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Now I really want to see Stephen King's The Night Flier, if only because it features a vampire that looks like this:

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FUCK YES, I want to see a film where this vampire has a torrid love affair with a teenage idiot.
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To be fair, most teenagers are kind of dumb.

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But the stupidity of a certain fictional teenager does go above and beyond the base level for your average teenager.
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How did you manage to say that with a straight face?
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Well I'm hoping that most teenagers aren't that stupid... or else humanity is doomed.
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ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

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OH GOD NO.
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Apocalyptus wrote:Humanity is doomed.
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