John the Vagrant

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Not really. People aren't "tricked" into liking shitty books, that inclination was already in them. They're dumb and that's why they like shitty books. Or, if you prefer; all this shows us is that humanity was doomed from the start.

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The books became a fashion statement, a horribly written and disturbing fashion statement. Silly kids buy the books just to say they bought it, some will also read it just to say they've read it. It's like what self-professed book-lovers do with all the classics, but on a much larger scale.
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Well then that's perfect. If they're only there for a fashion statement then they're not even reading it. It wouldn't matter in the least what they're reading. How does that go?

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But that still means Stephenie Meyer is getting money for her crappy writing. :(
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Then just fill your skin with poison and trick her into eating you.

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Or tell her the poison is really the works of god, and put it in a hat.
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Tell her you found the poison in a hilltop after a moron told you where it was.

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Come onnnnnnn, hate mail!
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I don't think we have any mormons on the forum MM.

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You would be surprised at the number of Mormons on this forum!
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Really? What number is it?

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I'm pretty sure at least one.
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I was expecting that answer. Who's that? Is that you?

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I am honour-bound not to tell.
















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My cousin is a Mormon, does that count?
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