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I hate trees. Ever wonder why I changed my avatar?

She left me!

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Did she? Or did you forget where she was?
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They all look the same!

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So I guess you cheated on her by accident then?
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

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Cirtur wrote:They all look the same!
wait. are we talking about trees or black people?

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ruotwocone wrote:
Cirtur wrote:They all look the same!
wait. are we talking about trees or black people?
There's a difference?

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LordRetard wrote:
ruotwocone wrote:
Cirtur wrote:They all look the same!
wait. are we talking about trees or black people?
There's a difference?
a tree won't steal your bike

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Tree; turn it into a bench, you can support a family of four on it.

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When it comes to looking alike, I think Asians have Black people beat.*


*Feel free to misconstrue this for hilarity.
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LordRetard wrote:
ruotwocone wrote:
Cirtur wrote:They all look the same!
wait. are we talking about trees or black people?
There's a difference?
Sure. I mean, it'd be silly to hang a tree from a tree.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:
ruotwocone wrote: wait. are we talking about trees or black people?
There's a difference?
Sure. I mean, it'd be silly to hang a tree from a tree.
that'll learn 'em to sleep with white women!

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That's actually quite beautiful.

Also, being black, I am deeply offended by your remarks.

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If by black, you mean it in the same sense as Michael Jackson: not very black at all.
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Black like a carbon nanotube.

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Black like a black hole and therefore by extension Tucker's mum?
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