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Always thinkin'.

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Last week, one of those things where you hear one sentence from someone walking by in the hallway, and wonder what it was about.
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Made me giggle
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I admit, I am intrigued.
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You've uh... you've got a very special workplace, Spinn.
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See I've been at work sites where that'd make perfect sense in a job (the first line, not the part about boobs.) Others that would make me Very curious. Always loved the snippets you hear of peoples conversations in those situtations. I'm overly curious though.
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I discovered recently that if I don't really get what's going on, I can just ask my mother, who is apparently privy to just about everything that happens at my workplace (? ? ?).

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... That would worry me greatly personally. Then again, I rarely talk to my mother lately. She is a gossip though, so I could see how it might happen.
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We work in the same library system, but at different buildings; so I guess it's not that weird. Still, it's crazy how things get around like that. Almost everyone I meet already knows my mother, actually.

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I can see why people would know your mother LR.

I overheard someone say "Just rub the nipple and stick your fist in the anus."

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Therapeutic massage?
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Checking the prostate gland of an animal? That doesn't sound so farfetched, actually.

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Why would they rub the nipple?

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Cirtur wrote:Why would they rub the nipple?
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But you don't need to check a woman's prostate. I guess a pervy doctor might do that if they were just wanted to feel her bum.

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Cirtur wrote:But you don't need to check a woman's prostate.
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