Atomic Gator
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This is really fucking weird.
Did he just leave on good terms? I thought people stayed or they left angrily.
Did he just leave on good terms? I thought people stayed or they left angrily.
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Sign of the apocalypse?
DonRetrasado wrote:Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Bitcoin.
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I can try again. Want me to stomp out of the room? I could cuse or something or threaten to turn the car around.. Would any of those work?
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I, for one, am interested in seeing where this not-tantrum idea leads.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Crabs don't lie.
In that regard they are akin to hips.
In that regard they are akin to hips.
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Yeah, we had a lot of laughs, ~Rich. It's sad to see you go.Rich wrote:I'll especially miss lordvader.. errr lordretard
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I'm not giving up on you guys yet. I'm going to hang around, I like you guys!
Unless I'm asked to leave of course.
~Rich
Unless I'm asked to leave of course.
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Not likely to happen. We like people. And you seem alright, even if you came to pimp and then threatened to leave when the content was not "for" us.Rich wrote:I'm not giving up on you guys yet. I'm going to hang around, I like you guys!
Unless I'm asked to leave of course.
~Rich
Don't take that wrong, the sentence sounds more accusatory than I intended. But my opinion of you would increase if you stayed. And also posted more outside of this thread.
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Well, the basics of comedy is that you need to be able to relate to the content somehow. For example, if I said "Jews have ALL THE MONEY!" while on stage, the crowd would laugh because yes, they DO have all the money.
I'll take the Simpsons as an example. Homer has visited area with farmers and shit, and at some point he gets inebriated or falls or something. Throughout the episode he treated the people like they were dumb, when they just spoke in that folksy way that people do sometimes. HERE IT IS. The man asks homer how many fingers he is holding up, to which homer replies "Poor country bumpkin, doesn't even know how to count". The joke is a play on homer's stupidity, but the idea that someone couldn't count on their fingers seems ridiculous or outlandish to us. The absurdity of something so commonplace is what gets us going.
Absurdity. Familiarity. A joke won't make sense if we don't understand what you are talking about, and a knock knock joke is dull because we've heard it so often. Fart jokes make sense because we've all farted before, and yet because it's taboo to discuss it for more people than it is not, it is absurd as well. I don't particularly care about some dude cheating on his celebrity wife.
Also, you are more of a commenter than a comedian. I understand that might seem as an insult, but real jokes that you made are few and far in between. It is absurd for him to cheat on America's sweetheart or whatever you said. Truly it is. But you need to say something like "Tattoo fetish artist Nazi's? You might as well have just stuck your dick into a meat grinder. But, you know, one with commitment issues."
Also, be wary of saying things such as "you're nowhere near tiger woods" or whatever it is you said, because he never said that. Other people do. Unless you make a real joke out of it, like "At least the Tiger woods scandal means that someone would pay attention to you, you stinking pile of shit".
Anyways, this is just constructive criticism.
I'll take the Simpsons as an example. Homer has visited area with farmers and shit, and at some point he gets inebriated or falls or something. Throughout the episode he treated the people like they were dumb, when they just spoke in that folksy way that people do sometimes. HERE IT IS. The man asks homer how many fingers he is holding up, to which homer replies "Poor country bumpkin, doesn't even know how to count". The joke is a play on homer's stupidity, but the idea that someone couldn't count on their fingers seems ridiculous or outlandish to us. The absurdity of something so commonplace is what gets us going.
Absurdity. Familiarity. A joke won't make sense if we don't understand what you are talking about, and a knock knock joke is dull because we've heard it so often. Fart jokes make sense because we've all farted before, and yet because it's taboo to discuss it for more people than it is not, it is absurd as well. I don't particularly care about some dude cheating on his celebrity wife.
Also, you are more of a commenter than a comedian. I understand that might seem as an insult, but real jokes that you made are few and far in between. It is absurd for him to cheat on America's sweetheart or whatever you said. Truly it is. But you need to say something like "Tattoo fetish artist Nazi's? You might as well have just stuck your dick into a meat grinder. But, you know, one with commitment issues."
Also, be wary of saying things such as "you're nowhere near tiger woods" or whatever it is you said, because he never said that. Other people do. Unless you make a real joke out of it, like "At least the Tiger woods scandal means that someone would pay attention to you, you stinking pile of shit".
Anyways, this is just constructive criticism.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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And that is just Ahmet. Sometimes he says things. Try not to think about it too hard.
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LR is jealous because he lacks my comedic gifts.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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LR lacks many things but one things he does not is something something
Also if you don't get it you're stupid.
Also if you don't get it you're stupid.
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You callin' me crazy?
I will strong-arm a ho, Cirtur.
I will strong-arm a ho, Cirtur.
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Trust me, I like all criticism. I know plenty of areas that my blog can be funnier. But, no biggie, it's a work in progress.
I'll just explore around here and see what I like..
~Rich
I'll just explore around here and see what I like..
~Rich
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Well I'll arm a ho.
Wit GUNS!
Wit GUNS!