Teen Angst - you all had it, who wrote it?

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Coca Cola® provided by our generous democratic Chinese overlords?

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Any overlords that give folks like us access to delicious Coca Cola® are alright in my book.

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Plus they give free enemas to the politically active. How generous is that
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I just

I just love Coca Cola® so much.

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I have something shocking and mind shattering to relate to you then. Brace yourself, I would hate to be responsible for injury:

I don't like Coca Cola®. I believe it has the taste of a vile, fetid brackish water mixed with sugar. Lots of sugar
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Why would you want to hurt the kind people who make Coca Cola®?

Why do you hate America?

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To be fair, the Coca-Cola® Carbonstealer's used to probably doesn't have any of that sweet, sweet High Fructose Corn Syrup that we enjoy here in the good ol' U S of A.
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I hear Mexicans are really into American Coca-Cola® when they get the chance to buy it.

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LordRetard wrote:I hear Mexicans are really into American Coca-Cola® when they get the chance to buy it.
By drinking it they slowly alter their body chemistry and after enough is consumed they become part American.

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Its no fun if they're legal immigrants
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Yeah, then they don't get to earn their Coca Cola® by doing extremely demeaning things.

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carbonstealer wrote:Its no fun if they're legal immigrants
That's why American Coke Cola is so rare and hard to get over there. No-one wants it to happen.
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The poor and illegitimate are only ever funny if they stay that way after all, and we need our amusement. Also,
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What? Those are better than anything I've done.

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