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Man, fuck this. Like, fuck ALL of this. I am back in the mood to write and I am totally not continuing what I was writing before. Fragmented scene of different points on the storyline cannot help learn how to write properly.

There's no use letting all this thread go to waste however. Let's kick this shit into gear. Groove with my daddy-o. I'll require a bit of exposition for you to have a grasp of the source matter, but hopefully the direction I take my writing in would have made it for the most part only supplementary.

Let it be said that a lot of this stuff will be cross posted. While you could do a google search to find my other haunts, and while I do not particularly care if you do, I would appreciate if you do not stalk me for the sake of a joke. Mess with me here, we're cool.

Warning! This post is not the actual story. I plan to periodically update this thread with stuff from the story I've been forming over the past few years. All of it will connect, shares the same setting, and will hopefully not suck. I plan to edit this opening post as to make it easy to index and track my content, as well as indicate seperations. If I go on long enough and you guys are interested enough, I could explain things in this post too! Essentially whenever this thread updates, this post will be where you check to see what's going on in addition to simply checking the next posts.

For example, I will put links here later on so you can open the parts in tabs and easily read them all undisturbed if needed. I'll joke here in between real updates, perhaps, so this will let you know if there is anything to actually read. It'll be my hope to be more organized than blogging or just posting, and cheaper and more discrete than leaving this shit on my own website.

I'll post update dates and comments and stuff, and hopefully this won't suck, cause I've been conceptualizing it for years now!

Legend of the Greymen, PART 1. July 1st, 2010.
Legend of the Greymen, PART 2. August 23, 2010.

The following is meant to be a speech.
July 1st, 2010.

The Greymen are an abomination, an incomprehensible horror that have permeated themselves through history, a story too cruel to be forgotten. No real records exist to substantially support the legends, yet all cases have shared two circumstances. One is a missing person case, followed by complete devastation and carnage the likes of which the strongest army could not accomplish in years occurring in a day. Skeptics would simply blame natural disasters as the cause, and we agree that the evidence shows natural disasters did occur. The problem is that we are beginning to confirm that there has been VERY unnatural phenomenon occurring alongside it.

There is much arguing about the Greymen, the majority of it made in the hopes that the legend is false. But all can agree that life is something beyond what we can control. All can agree that animals and humans and nature have something beyond its physical manifestation in our world. Whether you call it a soul, or the spirit, life, or order, or even if you decide not to call it anything at all, all agree that it there is something there. If not, there would be no explanation for the Greymen to exist.

What little we know about the Greymen is consistent over many centuries, to the point where few seem to have bothered to make things up about them. We know that Greymen should come exclusively from humans, as noted by the Greyman’s humanoid appearance in ancient illustrations. We know that something happens inside the person, or perhaps outside of them, to change something beyond a physical or mental capacity. Something unnatural, nay, dare I say unholy, occurs to them. It defies the very order of nature, and the very nature of order. We do not know what, or how this happens, and for a long time we only had a general inclination as to why it would happen.

I'm liking it so far? Am I allowed to write that here?

It's my mission to replace the American 'gray' with the Commonwealthian 'grey'.

Grey is a beautiful word. Gray most certainly is not.

Perhaps I can use this story, which I am reading as I write this post (you have no idea how hard that is*), to further my Quest for Better Recognition to Enlighten Alternatively Spelled Things (The B.R.E.A.S.T Quest, as it were)

Who wants to join me on the Quest for Breast? Unleash the Grey Army !


*I only have one hand.

I thought grey was the american one?

Well it's better anyway.

You'll need bumper stickers for your campaign. Something like, GRAY IS GAY or something else like that that's offensive to minorities.

DON'T BE BLACK, SAY GREY

You're allowed to post here. The first post is to link to any and all related things I post, so that your comments and jokes don't hurt what I post.

Gonna review part two before I submit. Might need to mention a paragraph earlier, to let it flow.

I almost finished it, I could just post part two now. But instead I'll wait until I'm in the mood to do it.

I've been unable to stop thinking lately, and as such, will post various works here.

"I once pitied the man who would not think, now I am envious.
No one can see you think. You feelings will not reach anyone. Your words will not move anyone.
And yet it is the opposite for the man of muscle, he cannot be ignored.
All can see your fists clench. Your swing can definately reach. When you connect one cannot help but move."

So you're saying we philosophers should stop being queer and pick up a bar stool.

You are weak when your head throbs, you are strong when your muscles throb.

That makes me

And also!

That is the wrong kind of throbbing Cirtur.

The weird thing about that smiley is that the semen is blue.

Yeah. Semen is supposed to be red and chunky!