Sexy Fun Roleplay

For original creative work. For the love of Zach, read Rule 30.

Moderator: Kimra

Sexy Fun Roleplay

Postby Amerika » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:36 pm

I needed a script written so I asked DR to role play. What follows is a transcript where DR is referred to as Pall.


PALL!! says:
Okay. what do you need me to do?
Amerika says:
you need to be a publishing magnate
and I'll be a new author
PALL!! says:
Hmm, okay.
Uhh... Gettin' into character... Hmph mph hrmmm...
Am I supposed to do anything in particular? Or just roll with whatever you say to me?
Amerika says:
you need to inform my character that instead of comissioning a book
they're pairing him up with another author
to make a mashup
my character is writing a murder mystery
and the other author is writing a book on bicycle repair
PALL!! says:
Ohhh no he di'in't!
Amerika says:
so
just go for that
PALL!! says:
Right on.
Amerika says:
I'll set the scene
the lobby of a publishing house
receptionist: the boss will see you now
that's great
PALL!! says:
Hmm. Where is that dashing new author I was supposed to meet with?
Amerika says:
I'm here
PALL!! says:
Our meeting was for 4 o'clock sharp! Where have you been?
Amerika says:
I was here!
It must be your secretary
she's too attractive
to work
know what I'm sayin?
PALL!! says:
That's no secretary. She is a prostitute I hired to role-play a secretary.
Amerika says:
she's good
PALL!! says:
That's why I hired her!
Amerika says:
I see you hire quality
and that's why I'm here
with yo
today
PALL!! says:
Exactly! Otter and Castle Publishing House is very happy to be working with you.
Amerika says:
Alright
Well I've got this murder mystery book
PALL!! says:
You know, one of the new young dashing authors on the up and up, right?
Oh! I love it already!
Amerika says:
okay
well it's all about this family
this father he is murdered
and you learn about how he was what they all centered around
they all wanted his approval
PALL!! says:
Okay. Hmm.
Amerika says:
It's uh
it's got a lot of
uh
PALL!! says:
Uhm, I see...
Amerika says:
sexual tension?
PALL!! says:
Hmmm...
Amerika says:
does that
does that work for you
no?
racial tension?
racially sexual tension?
PALL!! says:
Is this your first time working with a publishing house?
Amerika says:
I am an up and comming author
you have to surface somewhere
PALL!! says:
I know that the houses you see on TV and all that portray our business in a certain light, yes, and that's all well and good.
But here at Otter and Castle Publishing we generally don't have authors write an entire book their first time.
I mean that's mental! Write a whole book? Who does that?
Amerika says:
I hear it was all the rage
in the past
PALL!! says:
You are mistaken. Otter and Castle Publishing has been practicing this way for millenia.
So, what we're going to do is bring in another author, another up and coming literary genius such as yourself, to, oh, you know...
Sure up the "gaps" as we call it.
Amerika says:
that sounds interesting
so they write murder mysteries as well?
PALL!! says:
Not exactly, I mean there is a lot of overlap between the two subjects, yes...
Actually; this is kind of funny, really; he is a non-fiction author by trade, in fact!
Amerika says:
so
like is it to do with the setting
PALL!! says:
So I think we'll really be able to spread out and tackle a lot of different subjects.
Amerika says:
more facts for the setting?
PALL!! says:
"Playing the field," you know how it is.
Amerika says:
really
really the question I'm asking
is
will this author have anything to do with the book I have written?
as in
is it their area of expertise?
PALL!! says:
Yes! Definitely!
Amerika says:
are they a murderer?
PALL!! says:
Well, not exactly.
You see, our other author that you'll be working with knows less about murder mysteries and more about bicycle repair.
Amerika says:
that's
what
PALL!! says:
But you'll find that the two topics are mostly interchangeable.
So, let's say, uh, your story's about a brother being murdered, right?
Amerika says:
father
it's about a father
PALL!! says:
Okay. So we'll just take the brother and replace him with a bicycle for instance.
Amerika says:
Not to pick holes
PALL!! says:
You know, murder mysteries, they're so over-played...
Amerika says:
but I do immediately see one flaw in this
in that
PALL!! says:
Got to switch things up somehow!
Amerika says:
bicycles can't die
PALL!! says:
Hmm...
Hrmmmm...
Okay, don't worry, I think we can work with this.
Amerika says:
or indeed be killed
PALL!! says:
Hang on I just need to make a quick phone call.
Amerika says:
go ahead
PALL!! says:
... Yes...
... Yes, that's what he said, bicycles can't be murdered...
... What? That's brilliant!
Okay, I'll tell him right away...
Okay I think we have a new direction we can take this in!
Amerika says:
Well anything new
PALL!! says:
Okay, so instead of writing about your brother, it'll be about the bicycle, right? You're with me on this, right?
Great.
Now, how about this...
Amerika says:
no
what
PALL!! says:
Instead of the bicycle being murdered, like your idea...
Amerika says:
this isn't about my brother
I
PALL!! says:
The bicycle gets repaired!
Amerika says:
how ridiculous
I didn't kill my father
PALL!! says:
It's the perfect plot twist!
You what?
Amerika says:
I'm just clarifying
this isn't
PALL!! says:
No you didn't. You're fixing a bicycle.
Amerika says:
it's not autobiographical
I
I certainly did not
kill my father
PALL!! says:
Right. So, let's talk more about the time you repaired that bicycle.
Amerika says:
just to be clear
I am not a guy that just kills his father
and then writes a book about it
PALL!! says:
Right!
Amerika says:
to try and make some money
PALL!! says:
You also fix the bike!
Amerika says:
not also
I only
I only fix the bike
wait what
no i don't
PALL!! says:
Right. You only fix the bike.
Excellent! Glad you agree!
Amerika says:
sigh
PALL!! says:
Hold on, I just need to make another phone call...
... Hmm, yes... Cindy?
... Hello Cindy, how are you dear...
... Oh yes, I love it when you talk like that...
... Yes, I'm undressing right now...
Amerika says:
please don't undress
just
well if you're going to
PALL!! says:
Oh, hold on Cindy, just one moment...
Amerika says:
could you swivel your chair
PALL!! says:
I'm sorry I'm in the middle of a call. Could you just... Like, thirty seconds tops.
Amerika says:
you just
PALL!! says:
I'm sorry, this is really the best position.
Amerika says:
your pants
PALL!! says:
I really don't see what the pants have to do with this bicycle repair book you're writing.
Amerika says:
how many of these collaborations is it usually until an author gets a book of their own?
PALL!! says:
Oh that's what you'll be doing. There's just no room for so-called "single author books" anymore.
Amerika says:
it's just
you're not the only publishing company
PALL!! says:
Look, if you'll just let me speak to Cindy, she runs another major company across the city from us, they do the same kind of work as us.
Amerika says:
I can't use this
PALL!! says:
I guarantee that this is the only kind of work you'll be able to find.
Amerika says:
it's too long
I'm going to post this in the forum

I really wish I had kept the part of the publishing magnate for myself. DR gets the best lines.

e: hereis the script that this got turned into.
User avatar
Amerika
Like Cirtur, only funny
 
Posts: 1149
Joined: Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:36 am

Re: Sexy Fun Roleplay

Postby Kovvy » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:52 am

Well goodness, this sexy fun roleplay has me a little hot under the collar, if you know what I mean.

And I hope you do.
User avatar
Kovvy
Bride Of Galactus
 
Posts: 1074
Joined: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:34 pm
Location: Deepest darkest Michigan

Re: Sexy Fun Roleplay

Postby carbonstealer » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:43 am

It would have made me hot under the collar, except that i have no collar because I'm not wearing clothes anymore
Apocalyptus wrote: Nothing can beat the image of mouth muffling breast implants.
User avatar
carbonstealer
Australia Apologist
 
Posts: 1974
Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:47 am
Location: Down under

Re: Sexy Fun Roleplay

Postby Kovvy » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:28 pm

Awwww yeaaahhhhhh.
User avatar
Kovvy
Bride Of Galactus
 
Posts: 1074
Joined: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:34 pm
Location: Deepest darkest Michigan

Re: Sexy Fun Roleplay

Postby Apocalyptus » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 am

So it's hot under your collarbones?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
User avatar
Apocalyptus
Not what you were expecting
 
Posts: 5301
Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:00 pm
Location: Melbourne


Return to Writing and Art

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests