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Racists are better than you

Postby Amerika » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:36 pm

So ideally we'd see the peoples of the whole world as the same, but we've got these countries. You split the world into 192 categories and divide the world that way.

But a racist doesn't! He can see an Indian and Pakistani and know that these two people are the same deep down. They're both pakis. These people that are so divided are the same. A racist knows this instinctively whereas you or I would have to consciously think it through.

You're 192 steps away from seeing the whole world as one. A racist is just 3 steps. In fact a more extreme racist who sees people as either Aryan or Non-aryan is only one step from seeing the peoples of this planet united in his head. Racists are better than you.
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Kovvy » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:53 pm

Also they have jobs that they're worried immigrants are taking.
I have nothing for the immigrants to take!
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Amerika » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:00 pm

-Racists are more likely to be active politically.
-Racists have stronger hair and gleaming teeth.
-Racists work out a lot, ready for the race war. I bet YOU'RE not ready for the race war.
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby smiley_cow » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:09 pm

Oh no, I'm not ready at all for the race war!
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Amerika » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:18 pm

Don't worry there's still time!
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby DonRetrasado » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:25 pm

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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby smiley_cow » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:27 pm

Amerika wrote:Don't worry there's still time!


*Begins preparations*
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Kimra » Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:34 pm

Is this going to be similar to the zombie war? Because I'm ready for that.
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Olax » Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:12 pm

Or will it be like the zombie race? The non-zombies usually win that one, right? But the zombies couldn't take it, so it was followed by the zombie race war, which the Paki zombies from India all considered very offensive.
Probably, someone will take this to space. The cold zombie space war race is about to happen, and you all are still preparing for that silly race war! Stupid!
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Kimra » Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:16 pm

Are black zombies worse more dangerous than white zombies? That is the real question.
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Olax » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:30 pm

I'm not dead. Just mysteriously absent.
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Frostbite » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:31 pm

Kimra wrote:Are black zombies worse more dangerous than white zombies? That is the real question.


Resident Evil 5 says no.
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Olax » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:32 pm

I like the dolphin zombie in PvZ. He is SO the undead.
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Kimra » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:10 pm

Frostbite wrote:Resident Evil 5 says no.

But Olax's youtube clip says yes. I'm so confused now.
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Re: Racists are better than you

Postby Amerika » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:36 pm

Are you on a basketball court? Is it time to shoot hoops?

If not, there is no difference.
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